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  • WTF Super-Special Grammys Special

    Hallo Readers, Just when you thought that Rishi Sunak’s political judgment could not be any worse, along comes his new appointment for Deputy Chairman of the Conservative Party, rent-a-gob, man-of-the-people, one-braincell-up-from-a root-vegetable, Lee Anderson MP. Yes him – the same one who… Continue reading

  • WTF Liz Special

    Hallo Readers,  No sooner had the new Prime Minister Liz Truss unpacked her dismal array of wash’n’wear dresses in the Master Bedroom of 11 Downing Street than Her Majesty the Queen Shuffled off this mortal coil. This meant that all political… Continue reading

  • WTF The Only Way is Ethics Special

    Hallo Readers, The late and much lamented Peter Cook and Dudley Moore did a deeply disgusting sketch about the worst job in the world. WTF is not going to repeat the details, so you will just have to go and… Continue reading

  • WTF Without A Paddle Special

    Hallo Readers,  Today, our thoughts and prayers are with the Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who has selflessly decided to quarantine himself for a week or so because one of his close family members has tested positive for Covid. As it happens,… Continue reading

  • WTF CHRISTMAS TURKEY POLL 2021

    Hallo Readers, You know that WTF is poorly when (i) she does not have enough energy to rant and (ii) she is off her food. There are people who keep telling you that they forget to eat. WTF has never forgotten… Continue reading

  • WTF Karaoke Special

    Hallo Readers, Nothing summed up the callousness, selfishness and insensitivity of this week’s Conservative party conference in Manchester more than the sight of the Secretary of State for Work and Pensions, Therese Coffey, belting out Time of my Life from the movie Dirty… Continue reading

  • WTF Stone in the Pond Special

    Hallo Readers, There were many strange sights and sounds this week. There was the Defence Secretary, Ben Wallace, describing the allegation from a former para who complained of the Government abandoning him in Afghanistan as “bollocks”. There were dehydrated babies being passed over barbed wire at Kabul Airport to bemused US… Continue reading

  • WTF Churchill Special

    Hallo Readers, For nearly ten days the US has erupted in anger and disgust at the murder of George Floyd by four white cops, one of whom knelt on his neck for nearly nine minutes, ignoring his cries of ‘I can’t breathe’ and ‘Mama’. For the… Continue reading

  • WTF From Russia With Love Special

    Hallo Readers, As fans of Midsomer Murders can attest, living in an English idyll does not preclude murder and mayhem but no-one associated leafy Salisbury with attempted homicide until a fortnight ago, when a father and daughter were found in a bad… Continue reading