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Lizzie Cundy

  • WTF Inauguration Special

    Hallo Readers, Last month, WTF ranted about the new contempt for facts, learning and experience in a blog entitled WTF Wrong is the New Right Special which made Cassandra look cheery, warning that it boded ill for 2017. Trump’s election has not turned out to be as bad as… Continue reading

  • WTF Trump Triumph Special

    Hallo Readers, President Trump. Just roll it round your tongue. Swill it around your mouth. Does it taste like a fine burgundy? Or like a cup of cold sick? WTF is in no doubt.  The 45th President of America will be… Continue reading

  • WTF Wimmin Special

    Hallo Readers, Well, Michael Gove, let that be a lesson for you. No-one likes a turncoat. No-one likes a back-stabber, or for that matter, a front-stabber. No-one likes a double back-stabber, or for that matter, a double front-stabber. No-one likes a candidate whose campaign… Continue reading

  • WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2016

    Hallo Readers, So we’re out. It only happened a few hours ago and already the currency is crashing, Nigel Farage thinks he’s Churchill and David Cameron is holed up in his bunker, stunned and shortly to be unemployed. WTF will… Continue reading

  • WTF Entitlement Special

    Hallo Readers, The older ones amongst you will recall horrible crook Leona Helmsley. In the 1970’s and 1980’s, Helmsley, known as “The Queen of Mean”, was a property and hotel tycoon with a marked aversion to paying bills. This aversion also extended… Continue reading

  • WTF Steam Clean Special

    Hallo Readers, The insufferable Gwyneth Paltrow has an equally insufferable website called Goop in which she tells you how to live your life just like Gwyneth Paltrow.  You can eat her macrobiotic recipes, doing 100 different things with a mung bean, you can… Continue reading

  • WTF It’s a No Special

    Hallo Readers, It’s a No vote and Scotland remains in the UK – for now. But whilst WTF is happy about it, she has the following observations… 1. Westminster shouldn’t crow about this because they made a real mess of it. This was success… Continue reading

  • WTF Man Overboard Special

    Hallo Readers,  The Lord ordered Jonah to go to Nineveh and tell its citizens that on account of their drinking and whoring and generally behaving in an unsatisfactory manner, they were due for much smiting and other bad occurrences unless they changed their ways. Jonah,… Continue reading

  • WTF Men Behaving Badly Special

    Hallo Readers, This week brought us International Men’s Day. WTF has no idea what sort of jock-strap activities are countenanced by International Men’s Day but whatever they are, they could not top the recent goings-on of two portly middle aged… Continue reading

  • WTF Eggs Special

    Hallo Readers, As I think I’ve mentioned before, one of WTF’s favourite films is Tin Men, a comedy masterpiece directed by Barry Levinson and starring Richard Dreyfus and Danny de Vito. For reasons far too complicated to go into, at… Continue reading