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Lil’ Kim

  • WTF Boris Groundhog Day Special

    Hallo Readers, So here are the ones we know about. There was A, whom he married, only to have an affair with M. He divorced A and married M, only to have a four-year affair with P, who became pregnant by him… Continue reading

  • WTF Corona Champs and Chumps Special

    Hallo Readers Apologies for the layout. Bloody WordPress has buggered around with the format AGAIN. WTF is not happy with WordPress. Not even at all.  But she is very happy with this man. Captain Tom Moore, aged 99 and  a World War 2… Continue reading

  • WTF Wagatha Christie Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF emerged from synagogue on Yom Kippur on Wednesday night to find a real treat awaiting her, a detective story to rival Wilkie Collins’ The Moonstone and Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes. WTF speaks of the feud between two British WAGs,… Continue reading

  • WTF Bears Defecate in Areas Full Of Trees Special

    Hallo Readers, This week brought news so shocking that Britain will never be the same again. Counselling is being offered to those affected. Black arm bands are being worn.  It turns out that our Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, lied to none other than… Continue reading

  • WTF The Worst of the Worst Poll Special

    Hallo Readers,   Imagine that you were to invite someone to your house for the weekend. You steam-clean the carpets, air the spare bed, and get the caterers in for a slap-up dinner. Then he goes on Twitter and announces that he wants to… Continue reading

  • WTF Summer Stinker Poll 2019

    Hallo Readers, Usually the annual WTF Summer Stinker Poll is a politics free zone, but it would be impossible to publish anything this Friday without mentioning one of the most ridiculous weeks in British history. We all knew it was coming, but it… Continue reading

  • WTF Wizard of Oz Special

    Hallo Readers, Last Friday there was a blazing row between Prime Ministerial candidate Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds, his current inamorata, at her flat in South London. Upon hearing shouting, screaming, crashing plates, and cries of “get off me” (her), the neighbours summonsed… Continue reading

  • WTF Christmas Turkey Poll 2017

    Hallo Readers, And here we are again. It is time for the WTF Christmas Turkey Poll 2017 where you get to choose the most dire fashion folly of the last six months. Hasn’t time flown? It seems like only yesterday that we were… Continue reading

  • WTF Facelift Special

    Hallo Readers, It is a little known fact that there are twin Trumps and they take in turns to pretend to be President. One day it is Donny A, the next it is Donny B. They share the same phone, so… Continue reading

  • WTF Wimmin Special

    Hallo Readers, Well, Michael Gove, let that be a lesson for you. No-one likes a turncoat. No-one likes a back-stabber, or for that matter, a front-stabber. No-one likes a double back-stabber, or for that matter, a double front-stabber. No-one likes a candidate whose campaign… Continue reading