Kim Kardashian

  • WTF Christmas Turkey Poll 2016

    Hallo Readers, It’s here!! The WTF Christmas Turkey is back and more horrible than ever. No really – what follows is a series of really revolting fashion disasters, as bad as any collection WTF has ever compiled. WTF has no idea… Continue reading

  • WTF Punch-Up Special

    Hallo Readers,  Here is Steven Woolfe MEP, the putative Leader of the United Kingdom Independence Party, having a lie-down on a walkway at the European Parliament in Strasbourg. Actually he was not having a lie-down. He was spark out, having collapsed… Continue reading

  • WTF Loadsamoney Special

    Hallo Readers, This week, WTF forked out £25 to join the Labour Party (actually rejoin, she was a member many years ago, then lapsed), for the sole purpose of voting out Jeremy Corbyn. The truth? She is uneasy. The National Executive… Continue reading

  • WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2016

    Hallo Readers, So we’re out. It only happened a few hours ago and already the currency is crashing, Nigel Farage thinks he’s Churchill and David Cameron is holed up in his bunker, stunned and shortly to be unemployed. WTF will… Continue reading

  • WTF Biff Bosh Bash Special

    Hallo Readers, To be frank, the main players in the EU Referendum have been getting on WTF’s tits for some time now. You would get more light on the issues from a 40 watt bulb and as D-Day approaches, both sides are… Continue reading

  • WTF Totty Special

    Hallo Readers,  Bob Stewart MP, 66, is a former British Army Colonel and was a United Nations Commander in Bosnia. WTF was an ardent fan of Bob, with his turquoise beret set an a jaunty angle and his propensity to tell murdering Serbs to fuck… Continue reading

  • WTF I Have a Dream Special

     Hallo Readers, HERE IS ONE OF THOSE WARNINGS. DURING THE OPENING RANT! THERE IS A PICTURE OF WOMAN NAKED SAVE FOR STRATEGICALLY PLACED BLACKOUT STRIPS. AND NOT JUST ANY WOMAN. KIM KARDASHIAN!!! SO YOU ARE WARNED. IF YOU DO NOT… Continue reading

  • WTF Christmas Turkey Poll 2015

    Hallo Readers, A very Happy Christmas to you all and Happy Holidays and WTF hopes you are all having a perfectly wonderful day. This is the first time that the Christmas Turkey has actually come out on Christmas Day and WTF… Continue reading

  • WTF Sheer Madness Special

    Hallo Readers, On 24 September 1988, WTF witnessed one of the most thrilling sporting events she has ever seen – the Olympic Men’s 100m Final in Seoul. The medallists all finished in under 10 seconds with Ben Johnson of Canada running a… Continue reading

  • WTF FFS Double Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF spent Election Night in Essaouira, an old walled town in Morocco with very dodgy wifi and no TV and reliant on the internet for news of  the results. She lost the soothing tones of James Naughtie on Radio 4… Continue reading