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WTF Paris Fashion Week Front Row Special
Hallo Readers, The Daily Mail dislikes anything or anyone that does not fall within its definition of Traditional British Values which is pretty much everything or everyone apart from St. Margaret of Thatcher, Jeremy Clarkson and Nigel Farage. Recently, it has fastened its fangs into… Continue reading
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WTF They All Got It Wrong Special
Hallo Readers, On his release 5 weeks ago, WTF expressed the view that although Ched Evans was, on any view, a scumbag, he should on balance be allowed to return to his job playing football for Sheffield United after serving half his… Continue reading
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WTF Jim-Jams Special
Hallo Readers, Nothing restores you to good humour better than a Tory sex scandal and last weekend delivered in bucketfuls. Brooks Newmark, a balding millionaire who (in tabloid-speak) is 56 and a married dad-of-5, was caught out by a classic tabloid sting… Continue reading
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WTF Ice Challenge Special
Hallo Readers, This week was a Big Awards week, what with the Emmys and the MTV Video Music Awards and we have a lot to get through but first WTF must vent about the Ice Bucket Challenge, thus neatly combining the rant and It’s… Continue reading
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WTF Batchelor Boy Special
Hallo Readers, Last year WTF wrote about the Police’s penchant for making arrests in the full glare of publicity and with cameras around to record the occasion for posterity. Last week, they were at it again, this time calling at Sir… Continue reading
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WTF The Genie Is Out Of The Bottle Special
Hallo Readers, On Sunday night WTF was thinking emigration, such was her despair at UKIP’s triumph in the European Elections. At one point she tweeted her intention to move to Scotland on the basis that there were no Tories and no UKIP… Continue reading
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WTF Voz You Born in Dis Country Special?
Hallo Readers, WTF’s paternal grandparents came to this country from Poland to escape the pogroms and took up residence in Stepney Green. They both spoke English, albeit with a heavy Polish accent. During World War 2, their street was bombed flat and so they… Continue reading
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WTF Fat Special
Hallo Readers, Before she sat down to write this week’s rant, WTF polished off a delicious supper of steak and salad, washed down with a large glass of Pinot Noir and a square or two of dark chocolate with caramel and… Continue reading
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WTF Bob Special
Hallo Readers, This week saw the sudden death of Bob Crow, General Secretary of the Rail, Maritime and Transport Workers at the appallingly young age of 52. Bob was exactly the sort of trade unionist that the Daily Mail hated more than… Continue reading
