Jared Leto
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WTF CHRISTMAS TURKEY POLL 2024
Hallo Readers, Having won the US Election, Trump is now preparing for his accession by nominating a bunch of no-marks, sycophants, yes-men, family members and big donors to top positions. Normally, nominees are picked for their political convictions, but one… Continue reading
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WTF Preposterous Paris Special
Hallo Readers, Have you voted in the WTF Summer Stinker Poll yet? If not, why not? Get on with it! You have another week. And even if you have voted, you can vote again – and again. Meanwhile, the… Continue reading
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WTF CHRISTMAS TURKEY POLL 2023
Hallo Readers, Welcome to the last blog of 2023. Before we get to the serious business of the Christmas Turkey Poll 2023, it is time for the final rant of the year. The UK’s choice of singer at next year’s Eurovision… Continue reading
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WTF Chutzpah Special
Hallo Readers, This week, an American court decided that Lady Gaga did not have to pay a reward of $500,000 to one Jennifer McBride for the return of her kidnapped French bulldogs because McBride had been part of the plot to… Continue reading
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WTF Silliness Special
Hallo Readers, So how excited are you about the coronation on Saturday? Are you busily baking your coronation quiche? (Query – if it is vegetarian, why has it got bloody lard in it? What is the point of being King… Continue reading
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WTF Lefty Lawyers Special
Hallo Readers, This week Cruela de Braverman, the woman whose every hour, awake and asleep, is consumed with keeping millions, if not billions, of foreigners out of the UK, particularly ones in boats, announced a new plan to replace the old plan which replaced the one before… Continue reading
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WTF Christmas Turkey Poll 2022
Hallo Readers, We will shortly get to the main business of today, which is your selection of the WTF Christmas Turkey 2022. But first let us reflect briefly on the past year, which many of you will agree stank.… Continue reading
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WTF Madhouse Special
Hallo Readers, There is only one question dominating the nation – what the actual fuck is going on? How can this Government be so appallingly inept? How can any Prime Minister be so awful? How can a Party Conference be… Continue reading
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WTF Liz Special
Hallo Readers, No sooner had the new Prime Minister Liz Truss unpacked her dismal array of wash’n’wear dresses in the Master Bedroom of 11 Downing Street than Her Majesty the Queen Shuffled off this mortal coil. This meant that all political… Continue reading
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WTF Glamorous Grammys Special
Hallo Readers, You can be married to a British citizen, give birth to British children, own three magnificent houses in the UK (not to mention a California beachside home) and live in a Government building set aside for those who… Continue reading
