Dua Lipa
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WTF Met Gala Mega Special
Hallo Readers, On any view, Natalie Elphicke MP is ghastly. She became the MP for Dover and Deal in 2019 after her husband Charlie Elphicke stepped down after being charged with sexual assault on two different women. Mrs Elphicke romped… Continue reading
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WTF Useless Lump Special
Hallo Readers, Not long to go now. It is nearly all over, although the end cannot come soon enough. We have endured a balls-aching summer of hot air and empty promises by the two people promising to undo the mess… Continue reading
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WTF Leading the World Special
Hallo Readers, This Government keeps telling us that Britain is leading the world’s response to the Russian invasion of Ukraine. It is true. Britain’s response to dealing with Ukrainian refugees is leading the world in its ineptness, insistence on red tape and mendacity. Refugees are made to… Continue reading
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WTF Back to 2001 Special
Hallo Readers, WTF’s heroes are not so much falling from Grace as plummeting. Last week it was New York Governor Andrew Cuomo. This week it is US President Joe Biden. He told us that he would always be straight with us and would admit… Continue reading
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WTF Brits and Pieces Special
Hallo Readers, Some bad things have been done in the name of tourism. (Remember tourism?) Every year save f0r 2020, sunny seaside spots in Spain, Cyprus and Greece are overrun with visitors who get horribly drunk, copulate on car bonnets and are rowdy, disrespectful and unmanageable. Stag… Continue reading
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WTF Laughing Stock Special
Hallo Readers, Look, WTF is not going to beat around the bush. Britain has become an international laughing stock. And an object of pity. And a subject of bewilderment. You hardly dare answer FaceTime or WhatsApp calls from incredulous friends abroad, knowing that you will be… Continue reading
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WTF Be A Stranger Special
Hallo Readers, You can breathe out now. Suddenly, everything seems a bit better, as if a four -year migraine has abated. The air seems sweeter. Colours seem brighter. Public officials are qualified to do their job. The President and the Vice-… Continue reading
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WTF Reading Special
Hallo Readers, Of all the things that enrage WTF about Brexit, which is pretty much everything, is the new era of do-it-yourselfery, where anyone with barely two brain cells to rub together can pontificate without bothering to learn more about the issues… Continue reading
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WTF Cake Special
Hallo Readers, A cake is not homosexual, heterosexual or bisexual – it is a cake, a confectionary, something with no nutritional value that tastes nice, a passing moment of pleasure on the tongue. So how did a £36 50 gâteau end up being… Continue reading
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WTF BAFTAs, BRITs and Other Shockers Special
Hallo Readers, On the face of it, the Parkland school shooting, where 19 year old Nicholas Cruz murdered 17 people with an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle, was just one more incident when a homicidal maniac exercised his inalienable right to murder innocent people… Continue reading