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WTF Hotel Heathrow Special

Posted on February 12, 2021 by fashionshark

Hallo Readers, Remember The Eagles’ warbling on about Hotel California? ‘Last thing I remember, I wasRunning for the doorI had to find the passage backTo the place I was before“Relax, ” said the night man,“We are programmed to receive.You can … Continue reading →

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WTF Laughing Stock Special

Posted on January 29, 2021 by fashionshark

Hallo Readers, Look, WTF is not going to beat around the bush. Britain has become an international laughing stock. And an object of pity. And a subject of bewilderment. You hardly dare answer FaceTime or WhatsApp calls from incredulous friends abroad, knowing that you will be … Continue reading →

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WTF Be A Stranger Special

Posted on January 22, 2021 by fashionshark

Hallo Readers,  You can breathe out now. Suddenly, everything seems a bit better, as if a four -year migraine has abated. The air seems sweeter. Colours seem brighter. Public officials are qualified to do their job. The President and the Vice- … Continue reading →

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WTF Deal Or No Deal Special?

Posted on December 11, 2020 by fashionshark

Hallo Readers, We have had a year of Covid and Trump and Black Lives Matter, and so the small matter of Britain’s collective suicide pact known as Brexit faded into the background. But January fast approaches, Brexit has heaved itself back into … Continue reading →

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WTF Election Special

Posted on November 6, 2020 by fashionshark

Hallo Readers, For those whose geography is a little rusty, Belarus is a small country in Eastern Europe which used to be part of the Soviet Union. It has been an independent republic since 1991. The United States is a big country … Continue reading →

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WTF It’s A Result Special

Posted on October 16, 2020 by fashionshark

Hallo Readers, Never say that Britain is not a place of opportunity. Because it is not true.  It does not matter whether you are untalented. It does not matter whether you or your company has a history of serial failure. It does not matter whether … Continue reading →

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WTF Gerontology Special

Posted on September 4, 2020 by fashionshark

Hallo Readers When WTF was growing up, (if she ever did – discuss), Russia and China used to be run by very elderly men in grey clothing with faces to match. If one of them was not seen for a while, it was a … Continue reading →

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WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2020

Posted on July 31, 2020 by fashionshark

Hallo Readers, Before we turn to the main business  of the week, the Summer Stinker Poll, we must pause to consider the matter of why it (rightly) unacceptable to denigrate Muslims, or people of colour, or the disabled, but it is acceptable to denigrate Jews. Not … Continue reading →

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Lamb casseroleHallo Readers, Boris Johnson, still recovering from his bout with Covid-19, has became a father again (we think this is number six).  But he cannot hide forever behind either his illness or his new baby. The death rate in the UK is … Continue reading →

Posted on May 1, 2020 by fashionshark | 6 Comments

Hallo Readers, So this is it. Friday 31 January 2020 is the day that Britain waves bye-bye to the EU. At 11 pm tonight, Big Ben will not bong (the clock is under renovation), but Brexiteers various will pop open the British sparkling … Continue reading →

Posted on January 31, 2020 by fashionshark | 7 Comments