Bella Hadid

  • WTF Super-Gigantic Tenth Birthday Special

    Hallo Readers, It is WTF’s tenth birthday and it has been one hell of a ride. Over the past decade, the clothes have got sillier and the world has got worse. Since 2012, we have gone through Brexit and Trump and… Continue reading

  • WTF Mings Special

    Hall0 Readers, Sometimes a moment is so perfect that all you can do is lie back and gurgle with pleasure like a new born baby with a freshly changed nappy. Sadly this is not the moment when Harry Kane scored… Continue reading

  • WTF Gerontology Special

    Hallo Readers When WTF was growing up, (if she ever did – discuss), Russia and China used to be run by very elderly men in grey clothing with faces to match. If one of them was not seen for a while, it was a… Continue reading

  • WTF Biden My Time Special

    Hallo Readers,  So Super Tuesday came and went and a number of candidates went with it – Mayor Pete Buttigieg, Senator Amy Klobuchar and multi-billionaire (a real one) Mike Bloomberg. All of whom came out and supported Obama’s Vice-President Joe Biden, who… Continue reading

  • WTF Anything Could Happen Special

    Hallo Readers,  Do you remember when Boris Johnson spoke at various Tory Party Leadership Election Hustings and said that the chance of a no-deal Brexit was a million to one against? WTF does – it was on 26 June 2019. Then… Continue reading

  • WTF BA Special

    Hallo Readers,  A few weeks ago, British Airways dismissed Sid Ouared, 26, after only two weeks in his job because he had a man bun. Sid, who is young enough to get away with a mun, was told that ‘he looked like a girl’… Continue reading

  • WTF Fawning Special

    Hallo Readers, The last General Election was fought, or certainly initiated, on the basis that President Maydogan should not be opposed because it would be treasonable to do so. The Mail’s headline was “Crush The Saboteurs” whilst The Sun trumpeted “Blue Murder!” Even though downgraded to… Continue reading

  • WTF No-Show Special

    Hallo Readers, Our glorious leader called an election for next Thursday so we could all back her glorious vision of Brexit. We know that it is a glorious vision although we don’t know what it is because we have yet to be… Continue reading

  • WTF Wimps Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF is a fully paid up member of the Metropolitan Liberal Elite. She lives in Islington. She is a professional person with an Oxbridge degree. She votes Labour. She reads the Guardian and the Observer. She has a Nespresso machine. You… Continue reading

  • WTF Brexit Woes Special

    Hallo Readers, One of the (few) advantages of the Brexit vote was the disappearance of various bigwigs who, until that point, each bestrode the political world like a Colossus. One minute they were there and then they were gone. David Cameron. Remember him? He is not even… Continue reading