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Celebrity Fashion Disasters

  • WTF Post-Election Blues Special

    Hallo Readers, OK Country. You voted Tory and gave Dave a majority, albeit a small one. You humiliated Labour and did even worse to the Lib Dems and now their Leaders have both gone, dwindling into a life of TV… Continue reading

  • WTF FFS Double Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF spent Election Night in Essaouira, an old walled town in Morocco with very dodgy wifi and no TV and reliant on the internet for news of  the results. She lost the soothing tones of James Naughtie on Radio 4… Continue reading

  • WTF Topsy-Turvy Special

    Hallo Readers,  This has been the most bizarre election WTF can remember. Here are some reflections on the show so far. It seems a good bet that nobody is actually going to win an outright majority but neither Cameron nor Miliband will accept this,… Continue reading

  • WTF Has Anyone Seen Dave Special

    Hallo Readers, Has David Cameron developed agoraphobia? Or even worse, anthrophobia? I ask because throughout this election campaign Dave has done his best to avoid going anywhere or meeting anyone (including the Leader of the Opposition  – clearly a case of Miliphobia)… Continue reading

  • WTF Please Let It Be Over Soon Special

    Hallo Readers, So here we are nearly at the end of Week 3 of the General Election. It seems much, much longer, doesn’t it? WTF can feel herself dying inside, atrophied like one of Tutankhamen’s testicles. Hour upon hour a… Continue reading

  • WTF Bumper Dog’s Breakfast Special

    Hallo Readers, So we had the seven-way Leaders’ Election Debate after all, lined up behind their lecterns like the Seven Dwarves and kept in squabbling order by ITV’s Julie Etchingham who was done up in a dental nurse’s uniform. There was a clear… Continue reading

  • WTF Brass Neck Is The New Shame Special

    Hallo Readers, Last week, WTF excoriated slimeball Grant Shapps, Chairman of the Conservative Party, for not telling the truth about his business affairs and then threatening his constituent with a libel suit for pointing it out. Anya Palmer (@anyabike), who has been on Shapps’… Continue reading

  • WTF Words Special

    Hallo Readers,   “When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.” “The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words mean… Continue reading

  • WTF Paris Fashion Week Front Row Special

    Hallo Readers, The Daily Mail dislikes anything or anyone that does not fall within its definition of Traditional British Values which is pretty much everything or everyone apart from St. Margaret of Thatcher, Jeremy Clarkson and Nigel Farage. Recently, it has fastened its fangs into… Continue reading

  • WTF IT’S A NO SPECIAL

    Hallo Readers, When you ask the Prime Minister a straight question to which the answer is either “yes” or “no”,  namely are you willing to take part in a face-to-face televised election debate with little Ed Miliband, the most reviled Labour Party leader since the… Continue reading