Celebrity Fashion Disasters

  • WTF Loadsamoney Special

    Hallo Readers,  Another day, another political scandal involving Reform, Nigel Farage and money of questionable provenance. Farage has been spending far too much time with the Rancid Kumquat and has picked up some bad habits. In the US, the Rancid… Continue reading

  • WTF Maple Leaf Special

    Hallo Readers, On the face of it, you know that something has to be seriously out of kilter when the President of the United States, purportedly the Leader of the Western World, makes nice with Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong… Continue reading

  • WTF Reverse Mexit Special

    Hallo Readers, Having just completed a holiday in glorious, sunny Cornwall, followed by lovely, sunny Sussex (including a visit to Chichester to see a stonking production of My Fair Lady), WTF can well understand why Prince Harry wants to come… Continue reading

  • WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2026

    Hallo Readers,  And so, it is over. Not Sir Keir Starmer’s turn as Prime Minister, which came to an end on Monday morning when he popped into the Palace to tender his resignation to the King. WTF refers to the… Continue reading

  • WTF Cornucopia of Crap Special

    Hallo Readers, So this is where we are. Andy Burnham was not even elected at the General Election two years ago, but he is about to become Prime Minister without even going through any sort of contest. And we still… Continue reading

  • WTF Mini Kumquat Special

    Hallo Readers,  The only good thing about the Rancid Kumquat, otherwise known as the President of the United States, is that we Brits could feel smug about the fact that such an ignorant, bloviating, oaf would never be elected as… Continue reading

  • WTF July 4th Special

    Hallo Readers, Tomorrow is the 250th birthday of the United States of America and celebrations will be abundant. Celebrations of the Rancid Kumquat, that is, who intends to address the crowd in Washington DC in what he has worryingly described… Continue reading

  • WTF Southampton Special

    Hallo Readers, It is an ill wind that blows nobody any good. This was sadly the case after the tragic death of Henry Nowak. Last December. Henry, 18, a student at Southampton University, had the misfortune to encounter Vickrum Digwa,… Continue reading

  • WTF Yenems ist Besser Special

    Hallo Readers,  WTF’s father had an excellent turn of phrase. One of his favourite sayings was “yenems ist besser“. Roughly translated from the Yiddish, it means that spending other people’s money is much better than having to spend your own. And… Continue reading

  • WTF Prime Ministerial Putsch Special

    Hallo Readers, Welcome to a new edition of Prime Ministerial Putsch. To be fair, everyone thought that this series, which was incredibly successful during the last Tory Government, with four new Tory Leaders between 2016 and 2022, was thought to… Continue reading