Celebrity Fashion Disasters

  • WTF July 4th Special

    Hallo Readers, Tomorrow is the 250th birthday of the United States of America and celebrations will be abundant. Celebrations of the Rancid Kumquat, that is, who intends to address the crowd in Washington DC in what he has worryingly described… Continue reading

  • WTF Southampton Special

    Hallo Readers, It is an ill wind that blows nobody any good. This was sadly the case after the tragic death of Henry Nowak. Last December. Henry, 18, a student at Southampton University, had the misfortune to encounter Vickrum Digwa,… Continue reading

  • WTF Yenems ist Besser Special

    Hallo Readers,  WTF’s father had an excellent turn of phrase. One of his favourite sayings was “yenems ist besser“. Roughly translated from the Yiddish, it means that spending other people’s money is much better than having to spend your own. And… Continue reading

  • WTF Prime Ministerial Putsch Special

    Hallo Readers, Welcome to a new edition of Prime Ministerial Putsch. To be fair, everyone thought that this series, which was incredibly successful during the last Tory Government, with four new Tory Leaders between 2016 and 2022, was thought to… Continue reading

  • WTF Met Gala Super-Enormous Special

    Hallo Readers,  WTF went to bed last night without writing the rant in order to see where the land lay  in the local council elections in England when she woke up; but actually, she could have written it last night… Continue reading

  • WTF Freedom of Speech Special

    Hallo Readers, It’s a funny thing, freedom of speech. Everyone wants their own, and that of others who say things they agree with; but many are pretty quick to demand that others be stopped from expressing views they do not like.… Continue reading

  • WTF Kockup Keir Special

    Hallo Readers,  It is never the actual thing that someone did wrong that does for them; it is the thing they did wrong in covering up the actual thing that they did wrong, or at least, deflecting the blame for what… Continue reading

  • WTF Dr Jesus Special

    Hallo Readers, What reasonable person could object to this photo, posted last weekend on Truth Social, the Presidential Pravda? It is obviously the Rancid Kumquat as a medical doctor, healing his patient with a kindly hand to the forehead. WTF’s father… Continue reading

  • WTF Hegseth Special

    Hallo Readers, When Richard the Lionheart took part in the Third Crusade, it is probable that he would have been muddy, dirty and dishevelled; in short, not at his most dapper and photogenic. Not of course that they had cameras… Continue reading

  • WTF Eye-Ran Special

    Hallo Readers, The US is at war with Eye-Ran. Or is is just a skirmish? Or a special operation? WTF’s view is that when you kill their leadership of another country, bomb the hell out of them, take out their… Continue reading