Megan Thee Stallion

  • WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2025

    Hallo Readers,   Last week, President 47 said he would decide whether to attack Eye-Ran within two weeks with a view to dropping bigly-bunker-bonker-busting-bombs to take out that country’s nuclear capability. And 48 hours later, the said bigly-bunker-bonker-busting-bombs were duly dropped… Continue reading

  • WTF Ukraine Peace Talks Special

    Hallo Readers, Friday 16 May was supposed to be the day when the President of Russia and the President of Ukraine sat down together in Ankara and talked about peace. It was Russia which proposed the talks in the first… Continue reading

  • WTF Super-Mega-Enormous Brits and Oscars Special

    Hallo Readers, It is, of course, not news that the Rancid Kumquat, a.k.a. President 47, is consistently scraping new depths. Jacques Cousteau found new depths to the oceans. Kumquat finds them in the ordure of the lowest circles of Hades… Continue reading

  • WTF DEI Special

    Hallo Readers, The bodies of some 39 men, women and children were still at the bottom of the freezing Potomac river, (28 more had been already recovered) when the President of the United States decided to ditch the traditional role… Continue reading

  • WTF Glug, Glug, Glug Special

    Hallo Readers, What is the point of Rishi Sunak? He is about as much use as tits on a fish. His own backbenchers are fed up with him and judging by the funeral expressions on the faces of his Front… Continue reading

  • WTF Paella Special

    Hallo Readers, The old adage that the apple does not fall far from the tree was never more true than in the case sexist oaf Luis Rubiales, the man who thought it was perfectly fine to celebrate Spain’s winning the… Continue reading

  • WTF Christmas Turkey Poll 2022

      Hallo Readers, We will shortly get to the main business of today, which is your selection of the WTF Christmas Turkey 2022. But first let us reflect briefly on the past year, which many of you will agree stank.… Continue reading

    WTF Christmas Turkey Poll 2022
  • WTF End of an Era Special

    Hallo Readers, It may seem odd to be shocked by the demise of a nonagenarian but when it came it was shocking and discombobulating and terribly sad. Of course anybody born after February 1952 had never known any other sovereign, yet… Continue reading

  • WTF Them and Us Special

    Hallo Readers, It does appear that there really are two sorts of people in this country. Not the haves and the have-nots, but Them and Us. Them are the ones who get away with everything, regardless of how heinous their conduct… Continue reading

  • WTF Emperor’s New Clothes Special

    Hallo Readers You would think that being a veteran and having fought in I-raq would be the quintessence of the flag-waving, Trump-loving, law-and-order-insisting MAGATs’ beliefs, not to mention donning the policeman’s uniform to hold the line against the unruly mob. But Readers, you would  be so wrong, as wrong as wrong… Continue reading