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WTF Bumper Fifth Birthday Special
Hallo Readers, Who knew politics would be this tricky? President Maydogan certainly didn’t. She seemed to think that we would leave the EU with everyone lined up to wave us off like in The Sound of Music where the kiddies sang… Continue reading
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WTF Hold the Front Page Special
Hallo Readers, This week, the press has been full of the usual celeb shagging nonsense. A has been nobbing B. C has been sexting D. Blah, blah. One story about a ghastly TV presenter, his boring wife and a glamour model has occupied… Continue reading
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WTF Gawd Bless You Ma’am Special
Hallo Readers, This week the Queen became the longest serving British monarch ever in the history of ever. She reached 23,226 days, 16 hours and approximately 30 minutes on Wednesday September 9 2015, overtaking the late Queen Victoria who went to… Continue reading
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WTF Alicia Florrick Special
Hallo Readers, We have been hearing a good deal from Cameron recently about Magna Carta, signed (not that he could actually write) by King John on the banks of the Thames in 1215. According to Dave and his absurd little minion… Continue reading
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WTF FFS Double Special
Hallo Readers, WTF spent Election Night in Essaouira, an old walled town in Morocco with very dodgy wifi and no TV and reliant on the internet for news of the results. She lost the soothing tones of James Naughtie on Radio 4… Continue reading
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WTF Please Let It Be Over Soon Special
Hallo Readers, So here we are nearly at the end of Week 3 of the General Election. It seems much, much longer, doesn’t it? WTF can feel herself dying inside, atrophied like one of Tutankhamen’s testicles. Hour upon hour a… Continue reading
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WTF Tits Are Being Worn This Year Special
Hallo Readers, There is an old song with the chorus “It’s the same the whole world over, it’s the poor what gets the blame, it’s the rich what gets the pleasure, ain’t it all a bleedin’ shame”. How true. Move… Continue reading
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WTF Robin Special
Hallo Readers, On Monday, Robin Williams, aged 63, hanged himself whilst his wife lay sleeping in the next room. After the body was taken away, the family issued a statement asking to be left alone to grieve. Fat chance… within… Continue reading
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WTF House Of Iniquity Special
Hallo Readers, This year there has been roly-poly Lib Dem alleged sex pest Lord Rennard with Party Leader Nick Clegg dragged kicking and screaming into holding an enquiry into his activities. There was Maria Miller who resigned last week as Secretary of State for Culture,… Continue reading
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WTF Quenelle Special
Hallo Readers and Happy New Year, Even if you are football-averse, you will have heard about Frenchman Nicholas Anelka and his “quenelle” gesture after he scored for West Bromwich Albion against West Ham on 28 December. The quenelle is an inverted Nazi… Continue reading