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Heidi Klum

  • WTF Oscars Special

    Hallo Readers, Last Friday, a Ryanair flight took off from Luton to Bratislava, a city on the banks of the Danube in Slovakia. Groom-to-be Joshua Mariner, 26, and eleven pals, the crème de la crème of Southampton society, were going there to get royally… Continue reading

  • WTF Bumper Golden Globes Special

    Hallo Readers, Jeremy Corbyn made a right balls up of his reshuffle. Of course he did. He is King Midas in reverse, in that everything he touches turns to shit. One is beginning to wonder whether he could find his arse… Continue reading

  • WTF #Piggate Special

    Hallo Readers,  Many of us probably chose badly at University where sexual liaisons were concerned but at least our partners were human and still breathing. David Cameron would not be the first Oxbridge student to get a blow job at a posh dinner but according… Continue reading

  • WTF Mega Oscars Special

     Hallo Readers, Before considering the Oscars fashion faux pas, we must turn to the two former Foreign Secretaries, Jack Straw (Labour) and Malcolm Rifkind (Tory) who were caught, financially speaking, with their trousers round their ankles in a joint sting by Channel 4’s… Continue reading

  • WTF Cornucopia of Fashion Horrors Special

    Hallo Readers,  Many years ago WTF’s parents were on holiday in Paris. Walking through the Bois de Boulogne, they passed a bench with a tramp snoozing on it, whereupon a gendarme appeared, unceremoniously shooed him away, turned to them and said apologetically “Toutes mes excuses, Madame, Monsieur, ce type… Continue reading

  • WTF Bumper Golden Globes Special

    Hallo Readers , This week we have a Baker’s Dozen of Golden Globes ghastliness and so It’s Got to Go has had to go until next week whilst we consider the issue of the sauce Hollandaise that is the French President, his… Continue reading

  • WTF Trott Special

    Hallo Readers, This week England cricketer Jonathan Trott flew home from the Ashes series in Australia shortly after the team had been hammered in the First Test at Brisbane. Trott had a torrid time and the commentators noted that something was amiss which,… Continue reading