Gwen Stefani

  • WTF Fawning Special

    Hallo Readers, The last General Election was fought, or certainly initiated, on the basis that President Maydogan should not be opposed because it would be treasonable to do so. The Mail’s headline was “Crush The Saboteurs” whilst The Sun trumpeted “Blue Murder!” Even though downgraded to… Continue reading

  • WTF The Son in Law Also Rises Special

    Hallo Readers, It is surprising that Donald Trump can sit down to discuss his new Cabinet at all. Even perched on one of those gilded chairs littering the gilded salon at Trump Towers, he must be in some discomfort, given that our… Continue reading

  • WTF Hold the Front Page Special

    Hallo Readers, This week, the press has been full of the usual celeb shagging nonsense. A has been nobbing B. C has been sexting D. Blah, blah. One story about a ghastly TV presenter, his boring wife and a glamour model has occupied… Continue reading

  • WTF Oscars Special

    Hallo Readers, Last Friday, a Ryanair flight took off from Luton to Bratislava, a city on the banks of the Danube in Slovakia. Groom-to-be Joshua Mariner, 26, and eleven pals, the crème de la crème of Southampton society, were going there to get royally… Continue reading

  • WTF Christmas Turkey Poll 2015

    Hallo Readers, A very Happy Christmas to you all and Happy Holidays and WTF hopes you are all having a perfectly wonderful day. This is the first time that the Christmas Turkey has actually come out on Christmas Day and WTF… Continue reading

  • WTF Super-Mega-Colossal Fashion Disaster Special

    Hallo Readers, This is where WTF gets herself tied into more knots than a boy scout’s bonanza. What on earth do you do with disgusting anti-Semite and Holocaust denier, French “comedian” Dieudonné M’bala M’bala?  Dieudonné is a scumbag. WTF has written about him before. He introduced the… Continue reading

  • WTF Sweet FA Special

      Hallo Readers, You may remember the case of Dr Eva Carneiro, the Chelsea FC team doctor sworn at and demoted by manager Jose Mourinho. Her offence? She had the temerity to run onto the pitch to treat Eden Hazard… Continue reading

  • WTF Teatime Special

    Hallo Readers, Afternoon tea at Claridge’s is an elegant affair. For a mere £50 a head, waiters hover topping up the teapot as you feast on a selection of finger sandwiches, pastries various and freshly-baked scones served with cream and “Marco Polo jelly”, (whatever… Continue reading