Gwen Stefani
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WTF Pervert Special
Hallo Readers, In the movie Casablanca, Capt Renault, the dodgy, charming police chief, approaches Humphrey Bogart, the owner of Rick’s bar, with apparent disgust saying “I’m shocked, shocked! There is gambling going on in this club”. At which point… Continue reading
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WTF Warriors Special
Hallo Readers, Never mind the heroics of the English at Agincourt or of the Allies storming the Normandy beaches. Nothing demonstrates a commitment to freedom and to upholding the true spirit of our Nation (or at least the English… Continue reading
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WTF Temper Tantrum Special
Hallo Readers, In the unlikely event that you needed proof of America having gone to hell in a handcart, look no further than Nashville, Tennessee. Yesterday the State’s House of Representatives voted to expel three members of Congress. And I… Continue reading
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WTF Louse and Flea Special
Hallo Readers, Six more weeks of this. Six more weeks of two people you can’t stand vying with each other to replace someone else you can’t stand, with the winner being decided by 200,000 people you can’t stand and whose… Continue reading
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WTF Wedding Bells Special
Hallo Readers, Last weekend, Boris Johnson and his fiancée Carrie Symonds tied the knot at Westminster Cathedral and are now officially man and (third) wife. What a triumph! They threw her Majesty’s Gutter Press off the scent by sending out… Continue reading
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WTF CHRISTMAS TURKEY POLL 2020
Hallo Readers, It’s here!! The fabled WTF Christmas Turkey Poll for 2020, where 18 total fashion horrors await your appalled gaze and subsequent selection. They are all ghastly, and are arranged simply in first name alphabetical order, denoting no preference on WTF’s… Continue reading
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WTF 2020 is Nearly Over Special
Hallo Readers, Hang on in there, 2020 is almost done. What a vile year it has been. Hundreds of thousands of people across the world dead from something we had never even heard of in 2019. Worse, the whole thing was handled in… Continue reading
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WTF It’s A Result Special
Hallo Readers, Never say that Britain is not a place of opportunity. Because it is not true. It does not matter whether you are untalented. It does not matter whether you or your company has a history of serial failure. It does not matter whether… Continue reading
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WTF Shylock Special
Hallo Readers It is hard to survey the forthcoming election with any enthusiasm. Every day, Boris Johnson looks more and more inept, a pinker, posher, version of Donald Trump, lacking any ability to communicate with anyone whom he does not… Continue reading