Chelsee Healey
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WTF Courtroom Special
Hallo Readers, ‘You must not tell us what the soldier, or any other man, said, Sir,’ interposed the judge; ‘it’s not evidence.’ ‘Wery good, my Lord,’ replied Sam. In The Pickwick Papers, Mr Pickwick is sued for breach of promise… Continue reading
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WTF Suella Special
Hallo Readers, In recent weeks, two Muslim men have been viciously assaulted on their way back from the mosque, one of them actually set on fire and sustaining life changing injuries. Synagogues and Jewish schools require protection. Hotels housing asylum seekers… Continue reading
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WTF The Only Way is Ethics Special
Hallo Readers, The late and much lamented Peter Cook and Dudley Moore did a deeply disgusting sketch about the worst job in the world. WTF is not going to repeat the details, so you will just have to go and… Continue reading
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WTF Drowning Street Special
Hallo Readers, Yesterday, as four of Boris Johnson’s top advisers packed their bags and made for the exit, Radio 4’s Evan Davies inadvertently referred to Drowning St, for which he immediately apologised. But was he wrong? Policy Director Munira Mirza was… Continue reading
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WTF Size Matters Special
Hallo Readers And Happy New Year, Size matters, and it certainly matters a lot to Donald J Trump. He is 6’2″(and almost as wide as he is tall – he has, in the words of WTF’s late mother, gone double). He has silly… Continue reading
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WTF It’s All On Display Special
Hallo Readers, Look at this picture and tell me what you see…… The man lying prone of the turf is Chelsea’s Eden Hazard. He earns £200,000 a week. Yes, you did read that right. On Sunday, Chelsea were unexpectedly drawing 2-2 at home… Continue reading
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WTF Bob Special
Hallo Readers, This week saw the sudden death of Bob Crow, General Secretary of the Rail, Maritime and Transport Workers at the appallingly young age of 52. Bob was exactly the sort of trade unionist that the Daily Mail hated more than… Continue reading
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WTF Honours Special
Hallo Readers, This week, Lino Carbosiero took umbrage at insinuations that he had been made a Member of the British Empire for services to hairdressing in the New Year’s Honours List only because he cuts David Cameron’s hair. The very idea! … Continue reading
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WTF Royal Easel Special
Hallo Readers, This is the time of the year when you are worried about achieving the perfect beach body (unless you are reading this in the Southern half of Australia, in which case Welcome and sorry about the Ashes). WTF has… Continue reading