Charlotte Dawson
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WTF School Special
Hallo Readers,o The useless, fact-free, science-denying pair of Boris Johnson and Donald Trump are determined to force children back to school. Because if the children do not go back to school, many of their parents cannot go back to work. And if… Continue reading
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WTF The Worst of the Worst Poll Special
Hallo Readers, Imagine that you were to invite someone to your house for the weekend. You steam-clean the carpets, air the spare bed, and get the caterers in for a slap-up dinner. Then he goes on Twitter and announces that he wants to… Continue reading
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WTF Labour Special
Hallo Readers, It has been an interesting week to be a Jew. We have had the antisemitism Jews declaring that they have had enough of the Labour Party’s failure to take antisemitism seriously and the Jeremy Jews accusing the antisemitism… Continue reading
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WTF State of the Nation Special
Hallo Readers, Our Glorious Leader President Maydogan has been downgraded to Mrs Maybe, as strong and stable as a wobble board on the deck of a storm-tossed ship. After her ridiculous, robotic campaign in which she parroted the phrase “strong and stable” ad nauseam, she… Continue reading
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WTF Trump Triumph Special
Hallo Readers, President Trump. Just roll it round your tongue. Swill it around your mouth. Does it taste like a fine burgundy? Or like a cup of cold sick? WTF is in no doubt. The 45th President of America will be… Continue reading
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WTF #WeareHismedia Special
Hallo Readers, Jeremy Corbyn has not had a good week. Last Saturday, London Mayor Sadiq Khan came out against him, citing a failure of leadership. Twitter, aka #wearehismedia, exploded in a frenzy. WTF is surprised that the “he” is not Capitalised, such… Continue reading
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WTF Rough and Tumble Special
Hallo Readers, Last week, WTF held forth in her imitable way about the vile Mayoral campaign conducted by Tory candidate Zac Goldsmith which vilified and smeared the Labour candidate, Sadiq Khan. It was said that Khan supported terrorism and would endanger London’s security. In Parliament, Call… Continue reading
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WTF Sexting Special 2015
Hallo Readers, Happy New Year and welcome to 2016. And what an unedifying start it has been, with the rise (quite a lot of rises, it seems) and fall of priapic Purger-of-Paedophiles-in-Chief Simon Danczuk MP. Six months ago, WTF opined that… Continue reading
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WTF Christmas Turkey Poll 2015
Hallo Readers, A very Happy Christmas to you all and Happy Holidays and WTF hopes you are all having a perfectly wonderful day. This is the first time that the Christmas Turkey has actually come out on Christmas Day and WTF… Continue reading
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WTF Panda and Pander Special
Hallo Readers Is this why the country has been in the shit for so many years? Allegations persist that some members of Establishment might have been abusing children rather than getting to grips with the nation’s problems. This week’s possible paedophile is… Continue reading