Boris Johnson
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WTF CHRISTMAS TURKEY POLL 2024
Hallo Readers, Having won the US Election, Trump is now preparing for his accession by nominating a bunch of no-marks, sycophants, yes-men, family members and big donors to top positions. Normally, nominees are picked for their political convictions, but one… Continue reading
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WTF They’re Both Still Here Special
Hallo Readers, So now we have two presidential candidates who are still there despite everything. In the blue corner is Joe Biden, still desperately clinging on to the presidency present and future, despite a flotilla of former presidents, Congresspersons, Senators,… Continue reading
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WTF Politics and Fashion Special
Hallo Readers Hallo Readers and Happy New Year, In an environment where egregious falsehoods are peddled as part of the daily cut and thrust of political life, standards start to slip. But even by current political standards, or rather the… Continue reading
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WTF Liz Special
Hallo Readers, No sooner had the new Prime Minister Liz Truss unpacked her dismal array of wash’n’wear dresses in the Master Bedroom of 11 Downing Street than Her Majesty the Queen Shuffled off this mortal coil. This meant that all political… Continue reading
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WTF Opportunity Knocks Special
Hallo Readers, In a notable example of rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic, Boris Johnson has reshuffled his Cabinet to make it look as if he is DOING SOMETHING. As this appears to consist of moving Dud A from Job 1… Continue reading
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WTF Turn on a Sixpence Special
Hallo Readers, Welcome back to He said WHAT????!!!!, Britain’s most popular reality show. The aim of the game is for contestants to provide ever more improbable explanations as they try and wriggle out of situations when they appear to be bang to rights. The winner of the previous… Continue reading
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WTF Party-Party Special
Hallo Readers, Inside no 10 Downing Street, it is about as joyful as National Enema Week. For the last ten days, we have been assured that there had been no Christmas party for the PM’s staff on 18 December 2020, when… Continue reading
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WTF Abject Special
Hallo Readers, The Independent Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards found that Owen Paterson MP had lobbied Ministers a dozen times while receiving fistfuls of wonga from two companies whose interests he was pursuing. She referred her adjudication to the Committee for Standards… Continue reading
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WTF Karaoke Special
Hallo Readers, Nothing summed up the callousness, selfishness and insensitivity of this week’s Conservative party conference in Manchester more than the sight of the Secretary of State for Work and Pensions, Therese Coffey, belting out Time of my Life from the movie Dirty… Continue reading
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WTF FBI Special
Hallo Readers, The moron without the mask on is Rep. Andrew Clyde, a GOP Congressman from Georgia. Here he is on 6 January 2021 helping his (masked) colleagues to barricade the door of the House Chamber against a mob of feral thugs in… Continue reading