Worst Dressed Celebrities

  • WTF Open Season Special

    Hallo Readers, This week, an Australian MP called Helen Haines was mown down by a car in her constituency in the state of Victoria. The driver rammed her against a car, and then reversed and rammed her again. Haines survived,… Continue reading

  • WTF Polanski Special

    Hallo Readers, It has been quite a week for Zack Polanski. As in a shocker of a week. It started on Sunday, when the Green Party Conference  passed a motion declaring that Zionism should be treated as any other form… Continue reading

  • VMA Vomit Special

    Hallo Readers  It was all going so well for Andy Burnham. He wowed the Labour Conference with his speech, wandering the stage without an apparent teleprompt, promising more this and that and less of the other, as it were, and was… Continue reading

  • WTF Topsy-Turvy Special

    Hallo Readers,  Britain is under attack. This sceptered isle, this jewel set in a silver sea, is menaced by people in boats floating around our shores intent upon destroying our Nation’s values. WTF speaks of the Royal National Lifeboat Institite… Continue reading

  • WTF Maple Leaf Special

    Hallo Readers, On the face of it, you know that something has to be seriously out of kilter when the President of the United States, purportedly the Leader of the Western World, makes nice with Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong… Continue reading

  • WTF Reverse Mexit Special

    Hallo Readers, Having just completed a holiday in glorious, sunny Cornwall, followed by lovely, sunny Sussex (including a visit to Chichester to see a stonking production of My Fair Lady), WTF can well understand why Prince Harry wants to come… Continue reading

  • WTF Bonehill-Paine Special

    Hallo Readers, Under UK election law, if you are in prison serving a sentence of more than 12 months, you cannot become an MP, although there is nothing to stop you standing once you have done your time. Rules for… Continue reading

  • WTF FIFA $$$$$$ Special

    Hallo Readers, OK, we should all have seen this coming. FIFA’s conduct of the 2026 World Cup showed that absolutely nothing was going to get in the way of some people making an awful lot of money at the expense… Continue reading

  • WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2026

    Hallo Readers,  And so, it is over. Not Sir Keir Starmer’s turn as Prime Minister, which came to an end on Monday morning when he popped into the Palace to tender his resignation to the King. WTF refers to the… Continue reading

  • WTF Cornucopia of Crap Special

    Hallo Readers, So this is where we are. Andy Burnham was not even elected at the General Election two years ago, but he is about to become Prime Minister without even going through any sort of contest. And we still… Continue reading