Nigel Farage

  • WTF Topsy-Turvy Special

    Hallo Readers,  Britain is under attack. This sceptered isle, this jewel set in a silver sea, is menaced by people in boats floating around our shores intent upon destroying our Nation’s values. WTF speaks of the Royal National Lifeboat Institite… Continue reading

  • WTF Loadsamoney Special

    Hallo Readers,  Another day, another political scandal involving Reform, Nigel Farage and money of questionable provenance. Farage has been spending far too much time with the Rancid Kumquat and has picked up some bad habits. In the US, the Rancid… Continue reading

  • WTF Mini Kumquat Special

    Hallo Readers,  The only good thing about the Rancid Kumquat, otherwise known as the President of the United States, is that we Brits could feel smug about the fact that such an ignorant, bloviating, oaf would never be elected as… Continue reading

  • WTF Andy-Mania Special

    Hallo Readers, So after telling us that he was going nowhere, and that he would fight any Leadership challenger who might seek to overhrow him, Keir Starmer stepped out into Downing Street on Monday morning, took to the hastily erected… Continue reading

  • WTF Southampton Special

    Hallo Readers, It is an ill wind that blows nobody any good. This was sadly the case after the tragic death of Henry Nowak. Last December. Henry, 18, a student at Southampton University, had the misfortune to encounter Vickrum Digwa,… Continue reading

  • WTF Prime Ministerial Putsch Special

    Hallo Readers, Welcome to a new edition of Prime Ministerial Putsch. To be fair, everyone thought that this series, which was incredibly successful during the last Tory Government, with four new Tory Leaders between 2016 and 2022, was thought to… Continue reading

  • WTF Met Gala Super-Enormous Special

    Hallo Readers,  WTF went to bed last night without writing the rant in order to see where the land lay  in the local council elections in England when she woke up; but actually, she could have written it last night… Continue reading

  • WTF Politics Special

    Hallo Readers,  Such is the madness currently raging across the Atlantic, that it is sometimes inevitable that WTF forgets to look a little closer to home. That and the fact that she is completely, not to say dangerously, obsessed with… Continue reading

  • WTF Font Special

    Hallo Readers, In Sean O’Casey’s wonderful Juno and the Paycock, Captain Boyle remarks ‘the world is in a terrible state o’chassis’. That was written in 1924, set in a traumatised post-independence Dublin. Captain Boyle’s analysis is no less accurate one… Continue reading

  • WTF This Week Special

    Hallo Readers, Recently, it has become increasingly difficult to distinguish fact from fiction. Bit by bit, the basic norms which we thought governed public life in the civilised democracies we inhabit have become watered down to the point where they… Continue reading