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Hallo Readers,

Last Monday in Southport, young girls aged between 3 and 11 had just finished taking part in a Taylor Swift dance class when a young man walked in with a knife and started stabbing them. Two of the girls died and a third died the next day. Six others were severely injured, together with two adults, their instructors who had tried to save them and were themselves stabbed. The alleged assailant, aged 17, was arrested. The horror of it was beyond comprehension. Even as news of the incident trickled out, it became obvious that certain people were praying for the attacker to be Muslim, just as they do whenever there is an incident of any kind involving death or injury. The usual suspects were queuing up on X to put the blame not just on a Muslim but a Muslim illicitly arrived by boat into the UK and claiming asylum. There was of course not a shred of evidence to support this theory but why would that matter? Some dodgy news site, run of course by Russians to disseminate disinformation, claimed that the suspect had an Arab name, which served only to force up the levels of frenzy still further. Andrew Tate, the woman-hating scumbag currently facing charges of trafficking and rape in Romania, tweeted a picture of a dark-skinned man being arrested, and who was clearly much older than 17. In fact, this was a man arrested in Ireland last year as the markings on the police car made clear. The police could not give the name of the boy they had arrested because of his age, which is the law, but this was interpreted as a conspiracy to deny us Brits the truth, namely that Ali or Abdul or whoever had paddled across from Calais to murder our children and to destroy our way of life. When the police eventually told us that the suspect was born in Cardiff to Rwandan parents,  and that the family  had lived in the area since the age of six,  he was still denounced as both an illegal migrant and a Muslim despite the fact that Rwanda is a predominantly Christian country with only 2% of its population practising Islam.

That night, as grieving parents and shocked neighbours gathered together, coachloads of gammon poured into Southport armed with crates of beer and headed to the local mosque where they expressed their anger at the lawlessness brought upon our country by Muslims various. They exemplified British values by throwing bricks from a wall they had demolished and setting a police car on fire – a car driven by the same Constabulary that had earlier carried dead and bleeding little bodies from the scene of the tragedy and who had arrested the suspect. Bullet-headed, pot-bellied, red-faced, foul-mouthed, xenophobic scum attacked the police and would no doubt have set fire to the mosque had they got near enough, in the belief  that the appalling event that day was yet another example of Muslims seeking to kill us all. The only laugh to be had on the grimmest of days was the sight of one would-be Saint George getting hit in head and the chest by bricks and when turning round to remonstrate with his fellow Crusaders, getting hit right in the bollocks by another one.  

The suspect turned out to be Catholic. A few valiant warriors mumbled apologies on X for circulating duff information but their indignation remains undimmed. Even though they had got this one completely fucking wrong and had jumped to conclusions based on their own prejudices and hatred, it is apparently all the fault of Keir Starmer, Yvette Cooper and any bleeding heart Islington liberal who is unprepared to throw people out of the country regardless of any merits their claims to come here may have, and to allow men women and children to drown in the Channel to preserve our democratic right to get things badly wrong.

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We start our review of the week’s wanky wear with WAG  Charlotte Trippier on holiday in Santorini without her husband England footballer Kieran, who appears to be in her bad books. Charlotte, who also shunned Kieran at the Euros by being a total no-show, not even at all, treated her Instagram followers to her dressed in this ensemble.

Er…OK. She is wearing tit fans but the problem is that she cannot wave them in the extreme heat without exposing her all to passersby various. WTF also feels compelled to observe that the said fans seem to be both a little small and a little low slung…..

Next we go back a week or two to the launch of series 2 of  Sky’s House of the Dragon where we encounter actor Ewan Mitchell, aka dastardly Prince Aemond, wearing Alexander McQueen. Scroll down slowly….

If a teddy bear went to a fancy dress party as Prince Aemond with Russian wrapped feet (known as portyanki) this is what it would look like. Not that WTF’s beloved Mr Teddy (who is a distinguished shade of faded blue) would dream of going anywhere dressed like this.

Many A list celebs tend to bugger off over the summer, leaving us to entertain ourselves by looking at Z listers like former Love Island contestant Tiffany Leighton wearing who even knows what, at a St Moriz summerparty. That is St Moriz tanning, not St Moritz Switzerland, the reason why Tiff is the colour of stewed tea.

This getup suggests that Tiff adapted one of Barbie’s crocheted outfits, ripped the shit out of the top, the better to show off her stewed tea stomach and globular titties, wove in a Minge Moment and hit the streets. Kill me now.

And here is one half of last year’s Love Island runners-up, Whitney Adebayo at the National Reality Awards in London wearing Khavhia Woman.

Whitney seems to have had a disputation with a sabre toothed tiger. WTF can think of no other reason for the bodice resembling spun sugar on a fancy ice cream dessert and the gentialia curtains.  

Still in London, we are at a Lancôme pop up event in Covent Garden launching a new lipstick, Lip Idôle Butterglow. This is actor Joy Sunday wearing a top by Statnaia and a skirt by NDS The Label. 

I hope that she does not try sitting down in that alleged skirt, which, to be frank, is more akin to a pastel pelmet. As for the top, it reminds WTF of the little salt and pepper shakers Virgin Atlantic hand out to Upper Class passengers.

Here is a newcomer, actor Tyroe Muhafidin, one of the stars of Netflix’s Lord of the Rings – The Rings of Power. Scroll down slowly….

WTF,  who was bribed a shilling (that’s 5 p to you young people) by her dad to read The Hobbit would rather give herself a barbed wire enema than read abut Frodo and Dildo but people seem to like it. As for young Tyroe, he seems to have been inspired by Bugsy Malone, right down to the sock suspenders….

And finally, here is singer Katy Perry visiting Capital Radio in London’s Leicester Square to try and shore up her musical career, which is sinking faster than the Titanic on steroids. She is wearing Balenciaga.

Balenciaga meets bag lady and they fall in love. Katy looks like someone on those goofy self-help You Tube videos about 50 things to do with a garbage bag. Here is something NOT to do with one – pay thousands of dollars for it and wear it as a dress.

OK Readers, that’s your lot for this week. No room for Its Got To Go but it will be back next week so keep your top suggestions coming in as well as your comments as WTF pines when she does not get them. Let us meet against next Friday. Be good x