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  • WTF Taylor Swift Special

    Hallo Readers, The singer Taylor Swift is a billionaire.  All through her own efforts. You may or may not like her music but that is not the point.  She seems like a nice person.  As far as WTF knows, she… Continue reading

  • WTF Paella Special

    Hallo Readers, The old adage that the apple does not fall far from the tree was never more true than in the case sexist oaf Luis Rubiales, the man who thought it was perfectly fine to celebrate Spain’s winning the… Continue reading

  • WTF Augean Stables Special

    Hallo Readers, To be honest, there are few, if any, members of the current Cabinet you would want to hang around with. Michael Gove? Grant Shapps? Suella Braverman? I mean, come on – wouldn’t you rather endure a barbed wire enema? Perhaps… Continue reading

  • WTF Without A Paddle Special

    Hallo Readers,  Today, our thoughts and prayers are with the Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who has selflessly decided to quarantine himself for a week or so because one of his close family members has tested positive for Covid. As it happens,… Continue reading

  • WTF Cricket Special

    Hallo Readers, On Tuesday the nation was gripped by the story of former cricketer Azeem Rafiq, who gave sometimes tearful evidence to the House of Commons Committee on Culture and Sport about the blatant and unchecked racism which he had experienced… Continue reading

  • WTF Mings Special

    Hall0 Readers, Sometimes a moment is so perfect that all you can do is lie back and gurgle with pleasure like a new born baby with a freshly changed nappy. Sadly this is not the moment when Harry Kane scored… Continue reading

  • WTF Brits and Pieces Special

    Hallo Readers, Some bad things have been done in the name of tourism. (Remember tourism?) Every year save f0r 2020, sunny seaside spots in Spain, Cyprus and Greece are overrun with visitors who get horribly drunk, copulate on car bonnets and are rowdy, disrespectful and unmanageable. Stag… Continue reading

  • WTF Not-So-Super Special

    Hallo Readers, ‘And the Lord God prepared a gourd and made it to come up over Jonah  that it might be a shadow over his head to deliver him from grief. So Jonah was exceeding glad of the gourd. But God prepared a worm when… Continue reading

  • WTF Chuckles Special

    Hallo Readers, It has been grim this week. Really grim. And by all accounts, it is going to get grimmer. So given that it is both Easter and Passover, let us stay away from blame, recriminations and bile; instead we will consider… Continue reading

  • WTF Corona Cockup Special

    Hallo Readers, So how is your lockdown going? If you have a partner, are you planning on consulting a solicitor the moment the siren blows and we can all venture outdoors again? Are you fantasising about putting the kids up for adoption? Are… Continue reading