Hallo Readers,
The singer Taylor Swift is a billionaire. All through her own efforts. You may or may not like her music but that is not the point. She seems like a nice person. As far as WTF knows, she has never committed any crime or done anyone any harm. You know, like sexually assaulting someone or stealing an election. But in the eyes of the MAGA faithful, she is a monster. She is a Democrat. She was personally responsible for getting several million young people to go out and vote, thus exercising their democratic rights. She has had a number of boyfriends. She is 34 but she has never been married. She is childless. It is a good job that this is not Salem or she would have been burnt at the stake. Apparently, her popularity (and the fact she was Time person of the year has also upset Donald Trump who has been insisting to unnamed members of his staff that he is far more popular than she is. But then this is a man who thinks that he has been treated worse than Abraham Lincoln, despite the fact that Lincoln was shot dead, which, on the face of it, seems more of a drastic and long-term mistreatment than imposing financial penalties on someone for being a fraud and defaming the woman who called him a rapist. Although to be fair, Trump probably does not see it like that.
And now, although it barely seems possible, Taylor has compounded her witchy wickedness by taking up with American Footballer Travis Kelce, also 34. Also unmarrried. Travis plays for the Kansas City Chiefs and is their tight end. (WTF is not making this up). Travis has also enraged the MAGA faithful by having had the temerity to have encouraged people to be vaccinated against Covid. He himself has had three jabs. This clearly makes him the devil incarnate and a combination of Taylor and Travis is more than any self-respecting MAGA moron can stand. Indeed, it is driving them crazy. So much so that social media is now awash with conspiracies that would be rejected by David Icke and Alex Jones as fanciful. The main thrust of this nonsense is that Taylor and Travis harbour the dark dual purposes of re-installing Joe Biden in the White House and fixing the Super Bowl for the Kansas Chiefs. Such is the degree of antipathy towards Taylor that right wing media hosts and social media warriors are now urging the MAGA morons to come up with a heroine of their own. Last week, she was being compared unfavourably to Alina Habba, the dimmer-than-a dead-lightbulb lawyer who managed to screw up Trump’s defamation trial and who cost him $83 million. However, her stock now appears to be falling and so the search is on for a new candidate. It is likely that neither Taylor nor Travis is much bothered by the public obloquy to which they are currently being subjected. However, we have seen how lunatics can be stirred to acts of violence against those who dare to cross their orange God. One can only hope that the witch-hunt will swiftly move on to someone else and that the happy couple can get on with their lives in peace.
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We start our review of the week’s clothing catastrophes with actor Jenna Ortega wearing Dior.
For reasons which are not immediately apparent, Dior has dressed Jenna as a greenhouse.
These appear to be the same horrible jeans as Kanye was wearing last week when out and about with his current partner, Bianca Censori. Just as he did with Kim and with his former girlfriend, Julia Fox, Kanye, who purports to be a man of God, covers himself from head to toe in his own clobber, while insisting that Bianca wears virtually next to nothing. He himself has now taken to covering his face, promoting what can only be described as bank robber chic.
Renowned supermodel Naomi Campbell appeared on the cover of Elle wearing this. Scroll down slowly…
Naomi, who is 53, is still stunning but even she does not look good in what appears to be a female version of a denim dog nappy. This is proof positive of one of WTF’s golden rules, which is that if it looks shit on a supermodel, it probably is.
And now two people wearing nonsensical clothes at the fashion show put on by label Jacquemus in the South of France. First, singer Arón Piper.
And second, fashion designer (founder of J Crew) and star of Real Housewives of New York, Jenna Lyons.
They both resemble musclemen blown up with helium. WTF tried hard to remember when she had seen anything more ridiculous and then gave up.
Now meet actor Hannah John-Kamen at the Vanity Fair BAFTA party wearing who can say what?
If Milady de Winter got into a fist fight with Athos, and lost, bigly, this is what she would look like.
And finally, TV and radio broadcaster Vanessa Feltz wearing what newspapers kindly described as something colourful.
That is colourful as in major migraine and no wonder Vanessa is wearing sunglasses. We all need them for this psychedelic explosion.…
This week’s It’s Got To Go comes from WTF aficionado WTF of Islington. Her main recourse to X, or Twitter, as it used to be known, is to publicise this blog. Last Friday, she referred to Donald Trump has a rancid kumquat and immediately received a message from the X administrators to inform her that this was hate speech so that its publication would be restricted. Later that afternoon, the jury in the defamation case against Donald Trump handed down a $83 million verdict in favour of the claimant. One of the zillions of conspiracists posting recriminations called the trial judge, Judge Kaplan, a ‘cock-sucking Jew bastard’. That post remains up even after WTF complained to X and asked why her post was deemed worse than this one. That query has yet to be answered. X has become a platform where antisemites flourish. It’s Got to Go.
OK Readers, that’s your lot for this week. Please keep sending in your suggestions for It’s Got To Go and your top comments, which WTF likes more than anything. Let us meet again next Friday. Be good x
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