Fashion
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WTF They All Got It Wrong Special
Hallo Readers, On his release 5 weeks ago, WTF expressed the view that although Ched Evans was, on any view, a scumbag, he should on balance be allowed to return to his job playing football for Sheffield United after serving half his… Continue reading
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WTF RIP Dapper Special
Hallo Readers, WTF had never heard of Dapper Laughs, the cockney geezer alter ego of “comedian” Daniel O’Reilly until she received a tweet last Monday from WTF aficionado Annette Lewis demanding that Dapper must feature in It’s Got to Go. On investigation, it emerged… Continue reading
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WTF Enquiry Into The Enquiry Special
Hallo Readers, When you apply to join the Civil Service (subsidised lunches plus a Knighthood or a Damehood if you hang around long enough – and why would you go anywhere else with that fuck-off, index-linked pension awaiting you?), you… Continue reading
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WTF Push The Boat Out Special
Hallo Readers, This week Sir Nicholas Winton, an astonishing 105 years old and still sharp as a tack, was honoured by the Czech Government for his work 76 years ago when he saved 669 Jewish children by arranging their safe transport out of Czechoslovakia and… Continue reading
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WTF Oscar Special
Hallo Readers, This week a man was sent to prison for killing his girlfriend. His family was shocked and angry. Friends and family of the deceased felt vindicated. Yes, poor Peter Barlow off Coronation Street went down for the murder of barmaid Tina and is… Continue reading
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WTF Jim-Jams Special
Hallo Readers, Nothing restores you to good humour better than a Tory sex scandal and last weekend delivered in bucketfuls. Brooks Newmark, a balding millionaire who (in tabloid-speak) is 56 and a married dad-of-5, was caught out by a classic tabloid sting… Continue reading
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WTF It’s a No Special
Hallo Readers, It’s a No vote and Scotland remains in the UK – for now. But whilst WTF is happy about it, she has the following observations… 1. Westminster shouldn’t crow about this because they made a real mess of it. This was success… Continue reading
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WTF Caledonian Special
Hallo Readers, You know how it is. The marriage has been dysfunctional for a long time but you never thought it might actually end. You whinged and whined about her and she whinged and whined about you. Now divorce is looming with both… Continue reading
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WTF Sexy Selfie Special
Hallo Readers, Last week WTF railed against the Ice Bucket Challenge, part of which requires you to post a picture of yourself on Facebook or Twitter undergoing this watery version of auto-da-fe. WTF saw this as part of the inane me-me-me-ism… Continue reading
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WTF Batchelor Boy Special
Hallo Readers, Last year WTF wrote about the Police’s penchant for making arrests in the full glare of publicity and with cameras around to record the occasion for posterity. Last week, they were at it again, this time calling at Sir… Continue reading