Category Archives: Chanel

WTF Corona Chic Special

Hallo Readers, So weeks after anyone who knew anything about anything knew that this was going to be big, and that it was going to be bad, and that the best way to avoid it was to stay indoors for the foreseeable … Continue reading

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WTF Election Special

Hallo Readers, By the time you peruse this blog over your post-election breakfast, WTF will either have collapsed in a drunken stupor or have strung herself up by her pantyhose. In a further demonstration that the bigger the shyster, the bigger … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Antisemitism, Brexit, Capital Jingle Bell Ball, Celebrity, Celebrity Fashion Disasters, Chanel, Donald Trump, Fashion, Fashion Awards, Fashion Disasters, General Election, GQ men of the Year Awards, Ivanka Trump, Jacob Rees-Mogg, Jeremy Corbyn, Jo Swinson, Ken Livingstone, Nigel Farage, Scotland, Theresa May, Uncategorized, Worst Dressed Celebrities | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

WTF Squad Special

Hallo Readers, Here’s the thing. If you are going to be a stone-cold racist, at least have the indecency to own up to it. Don’t suggest that people should go back to places they have never been to, or have run away … Continue reading

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WTF Wizard of Oz Special

Hallo Readers, Last Friday there was a blazing row between Prime Ministerial candidate Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds, his current inamorata, at her flat in South London. Upon hearing shouting, screaming, crashing plates, and cries of “get off me” (her), the neighbours summonsed … Continue reading

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WTF Julian Special

Hallo Readers, This week, Julian Assange was sentenced to 50 weeks’ imprisonment in the UK for jumping bail. In 2012, he walked out of a London Magistrates’ Court having been granted bail on an extradition hearing to Sweden, where he … Continue reading

Posted in Bill Barr, Billboard Music Awards, Celebrity, Celebrity Fashion Disasters, Chanel, David Davis, Donald Trump, Fashion Awards, Fashion Disasters, George Soros, Julian Assange, Nicole Richie, Uncategorized, Worst Dressed Celebrities | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

WTF State Visit Special

Hallo Readers, You may recall that Donald J Trump paid a brief (but not brief enough) visit to the UK in July 2018, intent on insulting as many people as possible within a four day period, and rebounding around the parameters of decency like a pinball … Continue reading

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WTF Yes, No, Whoops, Special

Hallo Readers, This week, there has been one question on everyone’s lips. What the fuck is going on? Donald Trump spent the week performing more reverse backflips than the Moscow State Circus, maintaining that he didn’t say what the Fake News Media said he … Continue reading

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WTF Amber Alert Special

Hallo Readers, Here is the bad news.  Albert Thompson has prostate cancer. Here is the good news. The NHS has now given him a date in May when he will start radiotherapy. Here is more bad news.  Thompson, who has … Continue reading

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WTF Carillion Special

Hallo Readers, Last week, we considered how Mrs Maybe’s Cabinet reshuffle went totally tits up.  This week, we consider how mega-corporation Carillion went totally tits up. On Monday it was defunct. This huge company, which was involved in building buildings, building roads, … Continue reading

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WTF No-Show Special

Hallo Readers, Our glorious leader called an election for next Thursday so we could all back her glorious vision of Brexit. We know that it is a glorious vision although we don’t know what it is because we have yet to be … Continue reading

Posted in amFAR, Boris Johnson, Brexit, Cannes Film Festival, Celebrity, Celebrity Fashion Disasters, Chanel, Fashion, Football, General Election, Jeremy Corbyn, Politics, Theresa May, UKIP, Uncategorized, Worst Dressed Celebrities | Tagged , , , , , , , | 4 Comments