Boris Johnson
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WTF Louse and Flea Special
Hallo Readers, Six more weeks of this. Six more weeks of two people you can’t stand vying with each other to replace someone else you can’t stand, with the winner being decided by 200,000 people you can’t stand and whose… Continue reading
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WTF Penny Dreadful Special
Hallo Readers, Joni Mitchell once sang ‘don’t it always seem to go that you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone’. You have to say that she was right on the nail. Although Boris Johnson has not actually gone,… Continue reading
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WTF The Fans Hit the Shit Special
Hallo Readers, You may have noticed that the Prime Minister is going to resign once the Tory party elects his successor. Given that its efforts in recent years have given us Theresa May and Boris Johnson, it may be time… Continue reading
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WTF Brexit Anniversary Special
Hallo Readers, Big News! Boris Johnson finally managed to deport somebody to Rwanda – himself. Sadly, unlike the unfortunates who might find themselves flying there courtesy of the UK taxpayer, he has a return ticket for himself and his fragrant… Continue reading
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WTF The Only Way is Ethics Special
Hallo Readers, The late and much lamented Peter Cook and Dudley Moore did a deeply disgusting sketch about the worst job in the world. WTF is not going to repeat the details, so you will just have to go and… Continue reading
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WTF Dead Cat Bounce Special
Hallo Readers Boris Johnson is saved for the nation! Of course he is – for now. Not overwhelmingly, but in the sneaky, scraping-through, abject, shambling sort of way that he gets through life – not gracious, not heroic, but it works… Continue reading
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WTF Them and Us Special
Hallo Readers, It does appear that there really are two sorts of people in this country. Not the haves and the have-nots, but Them and Us. Them are the ones who get away with everything, regardless of how heinous their conduct… Continue reading
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WTF Beergate Special
Hallo Readers, And so we stagger on in the long-running Whitehall farce that is Partygate. WTF cannot even be bothered to go back over the bollocks meted out to the British people where every day some hapless Minister, on the pain of being demoted to the backroom… Continue reading
