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WTF London Fashion Week Special
Hallo Readers, Just like those films where a deranged nutter rampages about, wreaking havoc and destruction in their wake, is then seemingly vanquished and thrust out, only to make a horrifying reappearance in the final reel, Monday saw the return… Continue reading
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WTF Sinister Forces Special
Hallo Readers, We return to the matter of Nadine Dorries MP. Ten weeks after she resigned her seat ‘with immediate effect’, she remains the Dishonourable Member for Mid-Bedfordshire and raking in her salary of £86,584 plus the expenses of running her… Continue reading
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WTF Carry On Special
Hallo Readers, WTF is demob happy – she is off on holiday to France (rioters permitting) and then to Cornwall and so you are being given time off for good behaviour. She will be back on 11 August, although you lot… Continue reading
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WTF Deranged Special
Hallo Readers, The former Prime Minister knowingly lied to the House of Commons, including lying about lying. He then lied to the Parliamentary Privileges Committee about whether he had lied to the House of Commons, including lying about lying. On… Continue reading
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WTF Covid Inquiry Special
Hallo Readers, In 2021, Boris Johnson’s Government appointed former Court of Appeal Judge Lady Hallett to chair a ‘forensic and thoroughgoing’ inquiry into the UK’s response to the Covid pandemic. You may think that this would be a relatively straightforward… Continue reading
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WTF Cannes Red Carpet Special
Hallo Readers, Those of you who peruse this column regularly (thank you, thank you, thank you) will know that WTF is no fan of Suella Braverman, the woman who puts the gung-ho into Home Secretary. She exudes a blend of… Continue reading
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WTF Coronation Special
Hallo Readers, Last week, WTF told you that the Coronation would be a great spectacle and it was. When your place is in the world is diminished and you no longer have military domination and are down to your last aircraft carrier and… Continue reading
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WTF Fiction Special
Hallo Readers, In WTF’s favourite comedy, The Importance of Being Earnest, venerable governess Miss Prism, speaking of a novel she once wrote, says ‘the good end happily and the bad unhappily – that is what fiction means’. WTF, ever the… Continue reading
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WTF Lineker and Oscars Special
Hallo Readers, As a player, Gary Lineker was famous for a number of things, including never getting booked during his whole career. WTF suspects that he never scored an own goal either, which is more than you can say for the waste-basket of Deplorables who lined… Continue reading
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WTF Lefty Lawyers Special
Hallo Readers, This week Cruela de Braverman, the woman whose every hour, awake and asleep, is consumed with keeping millions, if not billions, of foreigners out of the UK, particularly ones in boats, announced a new plan to replace the old plan which replaced the one before… Continue reading