Boris Johnson

  • WTF Glug, Glug, Glug Special

    Hallo Readers, What is the point of Rishi Sunak? He is about as much use as tits on a fish. His own backbenchers are fed up with him and judging by the funeral expressions on the faces of his Front… Continue reading

  • WTF London Fashion Week Special

    Hallo Readers, Just like those films where a deranged nutter rampages about, wreaking havoc and destruction in their wake, is then seemingly vanquished and thrust out, only to make a horrifying reappearance in the final reel, Monday saw the return… Continue reading

  • WTF Sinister Forces Special

    Hallo Readers, We return to the matter of Nadine Dorries MP.  Ten weeks after she resigned her seat ‘with immediate effect’, she remains the Dishonourable Member for Mid-Bedfordshire and raking in her salary of £86,584 plus the expenses of running her… Continue reading

  • WTF Carry On Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF is demob happy – she is off on holiday to France (rioters permitting) and then to Cornwall and so you are being given time off for good behaviour. She will be back on 11 August, although you lot… Continue reading

  • WTF Deranged Special

    Hallo Readers, The former Prime Minister knowingly lied to the House of Commons, including lying about lying. He then lied to the Parliamentary Privileges Committee about whether he had lied to the House of Commons, including lying about lying. On… Continue reading

  • WTF Covid Inquiry Special

    Hallo Readers, In 2021, Boris Johnson’s Government appointed former Court of Appeal Judge Lady Hallett to chair a ‘forensic and thoroughgoing’ inquiry into the UK’s response to the Covid pandemic. You may think that this would be a relatively straightforward… Continue reading

  • WTF Cannes Red Carpet Special

    Hallo Readers, Those of you who peruse this column regularly (thank you, thank you, thank you) will know that WTF is no fan of Suella Braverman, the woman who puts the gung-ho into Home Secretary. She exudes a blend of… Continue reading

  • WTF Coronation Special

    Hallo Readers, Last week, WTF told you that the Coronation would be a great spectacle and it was. When your place is in the world is diminished and you no longer have military domination and are down to your last aircraft carrier and… Continue reading

  • WTF Fiction Special

    Hallo Readers, In WTF’s favourite comedy, The Importance of Being Earnest, venerable governess Miss Prism, speaking of a novel she once wrote, says  ‘the good end happily and the bad unhappily – that is what fiction means’. WTF, ever the… Continue reading

  • WTF Lineker and Oscars Special

    Hallo Readers, As a player, Gary Lineker was famous for a number of things, including never getting booked during his whole career.  WTF suspects that he never scored an own goal either, which is more than you can say for the waste-basket of Deplorables who lined… Continue reading