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  • WTF in which the British nation feels pride and disappointment in equal measure special

    Hallo readers, Sunday 8 July 2012 was the day when the British nation united over the man who has come to symbolise Wimbledon. No, not Andy Murray – Sir Cliff Richard and his revolting jacket. To a man and woman,… Continue reading

  • WTF Mordant Special

    Hallo readers, WTF is in deep mourning for Arsenal Football Club and the imminent departure of Robin Van Persie, who, in the tradition of previous star players, is heading off to pastures new and another £100,000 a week, stopping only to dump… Continue reading

  • In which WTF becomes bewildered at life in all its forms special

    Hallo readers, It has been a most bewildering week. First last Friday was declared No Panty Day, at which WTF was in great indignation. Of course, as far as some celebrities are concerned every day seems to be No Panty Day but… Continue reading

  • WTF Hideous Special

    Dear Readers, this is a little earlier than usual, but I trust that you will find it edifying, horrifying and entertaining. WTF was beside herself with disappointment when the Diamanté Jubilee failed to deliver any Royal sartorial shockers, but she has… Continue reading

  • In which WTF doubts her own sanity

    Here’s the thing. WTF thinks she may be going off her head. Some of you may have formed this view long since and it must be said that it isn’t wholly unreasonable. But as WTF scans the press, magazines and the internet… Continue reading

  • WTF eye-opener special

    Apologies to those subscribers who received a premature notification of WTF on Wednesday. WTF was so reeling from the shock of the Royal Family all dressing well for the whole sequence of Jubilee events that she accidentally pressed the “publish” button.… Continue reading

  • In which WTF considers the laws of Celeb Land Special

    This week WTF looks at some of Celeb Land’s guiding principles, if that isn’t an oxymoron. Play peek-a-boo with the cameras It used to be enough in Celeb Land just to be beautiful, wear haute couture and smile. Now you have… Continue reading

  • WTF Nonsensical Special

     WTF  is not going to lie to you. This is bad. Brace yourselves. The world of full of mysteries. Why is Madonna still prancing around in her scanties? Why are people paying to see her? How did Bayern Munich manage to… Continue reading

  • In which WTF despairs of the loss of dignity special

    Dear WTFers, WTF is not a prude. Really, she isn’t. But this simply will not do. Here’s the thing – why are so many female celebs intent on showing us their bits?  And here’s another thing. When did skirts stop being… Continue reading

  • WTF Met Ball Mega Vomit Special

    Hello and welcome to the Met Ball Mega Vomit Special in WTF’s new regular Friday slot. If you have eaten recently, you might want to come back to this post later because, to be blunt, reading it will be deleterious to… Continue reading