fashionshark

  • WTF Men in Black Special

     Hallo Readers, Last Saturday people driving to Dover, thence to travel to France by ferry, found themselves in a four-mile queue on the motorway. But not for the usual reasons. When this has happened before, it has been the pesky… Continue reading

  • WTF Loadsamoney Special

    Hallo Readers,  Another day, another political scandal involving Reform, Nigel Farage and money of questionable provenance. Farage has been spending far too much time with the Rancid Kumquat and has picked up some bad habits. In the US, the Rancid… Continue reading

  • WTF Maple Leaf Special

    Hallo Readers, On the face of it, you know that something has to be seriously out of kilter when the President of the United States, purportedly the Leader of the Western World, makes nice with Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong… Continue reading

  • WTF Reverse Mexit Special

    Hallo Readers, Having just completed a holiday in glorious, sunny Cornwall, followed by lovely, sunny Sussex (including a visit to Chichester to see a stonking production of My Fair Lady), WTF can well understand why Prince Harry wants to come… Continue reading

  • WTF Bonehill-Paine Special

    Hallo Readers, Under UK election law, if you are in prison serving a sentence of more than 12 months, you cannot become an MP, although there is nothing to stop you standing once you have done your time. Rules for… Continue reading

  • WTF FIFA $$$$$$ Special

    Hallo Readers, OK, we should all have seen this coming. FIFA’s conduct of the 2026 World Cup showed that absolutely nothing was going to get in the way of some people making an awful lot of money at the expense… Continue reading

  • WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2026

    Hallo Readers,  And so, it is over. Not Sir Keir Starmer’s turn as Prime Minister, which came to an end on Monday morning when he popped into the Palace to tender his resignation to the King. WTF refers to the… Continue reading

  • WTF Cornucopia of Crap Special

    Hallo Readers, So this is where we are. Andy Burnham was not even elected at the General Election two years ago, but he is about to become Prime Minister without even going through any sort of contest. And we still… Continue reading

  • WTF Mini Kumquat Special

    Hallo Readers,  The only good thing about the Rancid Kumquat, otherwise known as the President of the United States, is that we Brits could feel smug about the fact that such an ignorant, bloviating, oaf would never be elected as… Continue reading

  • WTF July 4th Special

    Hallo Readers, Tomorrow is the 250th birthday of the United States of America and celebrations will be abundant. Celebrations of the Rancid Kumquat, that is, who intends to address the crowd in Washington DC in what he has worryingly described… Continue reading