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Hallo Readers,

So after a prolonged period, Biden dropped out of the US Presidential race and Kamala Harris reigns supreme, throwing the Trump campaign into turmoil. Suddenly Trump is the only old fart talking gibberish. Andthere are still two who have to go , only a different two– Trump and his new running mate, Senator J D Vance from Ohio.

It is generally not a good idea to take advice from Donald Trump Jnr and his idiot brother Eric and the selection of Vance proves the point with knobs on and then extra knobs on the knobs, Don Jr and Eric being prime examples of knobbery. The whole point of selecting a vice-presidential candidate is to balance the ticket with someone who has qualities and attributes the primary candidate does not have. In this case, the only qualities Vance appears to possess all those that would appeal to the Trump family; he is a bigot, he is arrogant, he is charmless, he has hardly any political experience (having been elected to any political position only in 2022) and he is very rich. He wears makeup (eyeliner). Oh, and he knows exactly where to place his tongue. In 2016, Vance compared Trump to Hitler. Now he extols him. Of course he does.

Sadly for Vance, Trump Snr is already apparently already experiencing buyer’s remorse. His star pick is a crap speaker, with the charisma of a cold cup of coffee. Despite having ghosted a book Hillbilly Elegy about his dysfunctional family and the time he spent in the arse end of Kentucky, he is in fact a fake hillbilly because he was born in Ohio, the state he now represents, a fact that Democratic Governors of Appalachian states have not hesitated to point out. And now footage has re-surfaced of an interview Vance gave to Fox News in 2021 whilst campaigning for the Senate in which he expressed the view that the country was being run by a bunch of childless cat ladies, naming specifically Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg (who is gay) and Rep Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, all Democrats, who, being childless, had no stake in the country’s future. In his view,“If we want a healthy ruling class in this country, we should invest more, we should vote more, we should support more people who actually have kids.” At the time, Vance assured us that  he was not referring to people who could not have children for medical reasons but only to those who chose not to do so. Which does not make it OK. But the resurfacing of this row now that he is VP has been badly received by women, whether they have moggies or not. Vance has tried to talk himself out of it by saying that he was being“sarcastic” and that he has nothing against cats or dogs and in fact he has a dog at home. He now maintains that his was an attack on Democrats being “anti-family” and that some “Liberals wanted to replace American children with immigrant children”.  Vance has voted against abortion bills and a bill to protect IVF because it failed to protect the rights of Christian hospitals to refuse IVF treatment. He is big on family. Mind you, so is Trump. He has three of them,

WTF is sick of this bullshit. Not only does she not have children, she does not even have a cat and so she is doubly-disenfranchised. Even the moggie route is closed to her. She is clearly a hopeless case. Women without children, for whatever reason, are equal citizens to everybody else. As are childless men.  But it is the sickening misogyny of people like Vance, a converted Catholic, that assume women are there to be impregnated to allow more versions of themselves. Readers may remember that Andrea Loathsome trotted out a similar line about Theresa May in 2016 and that did not end well for her. One can but hope that the same fate awaits this gruesome little man.

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We start our review of the week’s abysmal attire with young actor Xolo Maridueña at the launch of the sixth series of Netflix’s Cobra Kai VI wearing Ugo Mozie.

Why is an adult dressed as a beige bellhop? Why is he wearing a keychain made from seashells? And why has he got toning sandwich boxes on his feet? These are all mysteries right up there with the Bermuda Triangle and why Chris Grayling keeps getting jobs, promotions and honours.

Now we go to the Stellar Gospel Music Awards in Las Vegas where we encounter self-described “Believer, Designer, Actress, Speaker” GooGoo Atkins wearing something of her own design. Those with access to sunglasses are advised to put them on before scrolling down further….

Yurgle.  On the plus side, you would not lose her in a crowd. On the minus side, you would be so embarrassed you would not want to find her. Those are skin-tight trousers, by the way, which are bad and the dinosaur ruffles are worse. Although nothing is as bad as the technicolour vomit which is the handbag. Just, Go. Away.

Next we visit the Knights of Charity Gala in Cannes where the guests included singer Robin Thicke and his fiancée April Love Geary.

Robin and April got engaged in 2018 and have three children. But they have apparently now set a date. What took them so long?  It certainly wasn’t their respective careers keeping them too busy. Shit or get off the pot is WTF’s advice to Robin. As Lady Bracknell observed, this shilly-shallying is absurd. And here is some more advice to Robin. Wear sunscreen. Your neck and chest look like a slab of roast beef.

And yet more advice for Robin.  Wear something under your tuxedo. No-one wants to see your white hairy stomach. Except perhaps April.

Here is singer Rihanna out and about in a silly outfit.

WTF is full of questions today. How do you walk in those jeans? She looks like Bigfoot.

We are now in New York where actor Daisy Edgar Jones is promoting her new movie Twisters (it’s a stinker apparently). She wearing Victoria Beckham.

And the dress is a stinker as well. It’s a miniskirt with mouse ears. That’s is all.

To Forte dei Marmi in Italy and The Fab Thirties event where we find actor Kate Beckinsale wearing Stéphane Rolland.

This is a dress with a giant built-in minge. And no, you are not getting a picture.

Here is singer Rosalía at a pre-Olympics event in Paris. Astonishingly, she is wearing Dior.

WTF has seen some dog-ugly dresses in her time, but this one takes some beating. It looks like a bad case of eczema. 

And finally this week we have actor Blake Lively (does she still make movies, she has four kids by Ryan Reynolds) at the New York premiere of the new blockbuster starring her husband, Deadpool & Wolverine. She is wearing Versace Atelier.

If a saloon gal went to a fancy dress party as an overstuffed Victorian chair, this is what it would look like. 

This week’s It’s Got to Go is obvious. J. D. Vance.  See above. Asshole.

Ok Readers, that’s your lot for this week. Keep your top comments coming in, the more the merrier, as well as your excellent suggestions for It’s Go To Go. Let us hopefully meet again next week, WTF’s Covid permitting. Be good x