Donald Trump

  • VMA Vomit Special

    Hallo Readers  It was all going so well for Andy Burnham. He wowed the Labour Conference with his speech, wandering the stage without an apparent teleprompt, promising more this and that and less of the other, as it were, and was… Continue reading

  • WTF Topsy-Turvy Special

    Hallo Readers,  Britain is under attack. This sceptered isle, this jewel set in a silver sea, is menaced by people in boats floating around our shores intent upon destroying our Nation’s values. WTF speaks of the Royal National Lifeboat Institite… Continue reading

  • WTF Loadsamoney Special

    Hallo Readers,  Another day, another political scandal involving Reform, Nigel Farage and money of questionable provenance. Farage has been spending far too much time with the Rancid Kumquat and has picked up some bad habits. In the US, the Rancid… Continue reading

  • WTF Maple Leaf Special

    Hallo Readers, On the face of it, you know that something has to be seriously out of kilter when the President of the United States, purportedly the Leader of the Western World, makes nice with Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong… Continue reading

  • WTF FIFA $$$$$$ Special

    Hallo Readers, OK, we should all have seen this coming. FIFA’s conduct of the 2026 World Cup showed that absolutely nothing was going to get in the way of some people making an awful lot of money at the expense… Continue reading

  • WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2026

    Hallo Readers,  And so, it is over. Not Sir Keir Starmer’s turn as Prime Minister, which came to an end on Monday morning when he popped into the Palace to tender his resignation to the King. WTF refers to the… Continue reading

  • WTF Cornucopia of Crap Special

    Hallo Readers, So this is where we are. Andy Burnham was not even elected at the General Election two years ago, but he is about to become Prime Minister without even going through any sort of contest. And we still… Continue reading

  • WTF Mini Kumquat Special

    Hallo Readers,  The only good thing about the Rancid Kumquat, otherwise known as the President of the United States, is that we Brits could feel smug about the fact that such an ignorant, bloviating, oaf would never be elected as… Continue reading

  • WTF July 4th Special

    Hallo Readers, Tomorrow is the 250th birthday of the United States of America and celebrations will be abundant. Celebrations of the Rancid Kumquat, that is, who intends to address the crowd in Washington DC in what he has worryingly described… Continue reading

  • WTF Andy-Mania Special

    Hallo Readers, So after telling us that he was going nowhere, and that he would fight any Leadership challenger who might seek to overhrow him, Keir Starmer stepped out into Downing Street on Monday morning, took to the hastily erected… Continue reading