Donald Trump

  • WTF July 4th Special

    Hallo Readers, Tomorrow is the 250th birthday of the United States of America and celebrations will be abundant. Celebrations of the Rancid Kumquat, that is, who intends to address the crowd in Washington DC in what he has worryingly described… Continue reading

  • WTF Andy-Mania Special

    Hallo Readers, So after telling us that he was going nowhere, and that he would fight any Leadership challenger who might seek to overhrow him, Keir Starmer stepped out into Downing Street on Monday morning, took to the hastily erected… Continue reading

  • WTF Out of the Woodwork Special

    Hallo Readers, It has all gone quiet on Prime Ministerial Putsch, the UK’s favourite TV game show – that is, at least until the new edition of Celebrity Traitors starts again. Andy Burnham is busy fighting the by-election which he… Continue reading

  • WTF Yenems ist Besser Special

    Hallo Readers,  WTF’s father had an excellent turn of phrase. One of his favourite sayings was “yenems ist besser“. Roughly translated from the Yiddish, it means that spending other people’s money is much better than having to spend your own. And… Continue reading

  • WTF Prime Ministerial Putsch Special

    Hallo Readers, Welcome to a new edition of Prime Ministerial Putsch. To be fair, everyone thought that this series, which was incredibly successful during the last Tory Government, with four new Tory Leaders between 2016 and 2022, was thought to… Continue reading

  • WTF Met Gala Super-Enormous Special

    Hallo Readers,  WTF went to bed last night without writing the rant in order to see where the land lay  in the local council elections in England when she woke up; but actually, she could have written it last night… Continue reading

  • WTF Freedom of Speech Special

    Hallo Readers, It’s a funny thing, freedom of speech. Everyone wants their own, and that of others who say things they agree with; but many are pretty quick to demand that others be stopped from expressing views they do not like.… Continue reading

  • WTF Kockup Keir Special

    Hallo Readers,  It is never the actual thing that someone did wrong that does for them; it is the thing they did wrong in covering up the actual thing that they did wrong, or at least, deflecting the blame for what… Continue reading

  • WTF Dr Jesus Special

    Hallo Readers, What reasonable person could object to this photo, posted last weekend on Truth Social, the Presidential Pravda? It is obviously the Rancid Kumquat as a medical doctor, healing his patient with a kindly hand to the forehead. WTF’s father… Continue reading

  • WTF Masked Singer Special

    Hallo Readers, This is the last WTF until 17 April, as the writer and her oldest friend are off to Japan; this being the second attempt, having failed to get off the ground in 2020. Who knows where the world… Continue reading