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Hallo Readers,

Last Saturday, on a sunny afternoon in Sydney, people were shopping in Westfield at Bondi Junction in the eastern suburbs. Suddenly, a bearded man appeared with a huge knife and began stabbing women at random, including a young mother who died protecting her baby. In all,  six people were killed, five women and a male security guard who had tried to intervene, and some 10 other women stabbed before the assailant was shot dead by a woman police officer. Social media being what it is, pictures of the dead killer began to circulate. As did wholly unfounded rumours. The killer was first said to be a Muslim, a jihadist, an immigrant. The usual suspects were out in force, decrying the foolishness of western countries in admitting “these people”. Then there was a counter movement which alleged that the murders were carried out by a Zionist. There was not a shred of evidence supporting either hypothesis, except that the man seemed to be olive skinned and bearded, but bigots do not need evidence to spread their poison to others, who lap it up and beg for more. A rumour that emerged that the man had been identified as Benjamin Cohen whose picture have been lifted from Facebook and who bore a passing similarity to the deceased. This was followed by an outbreak of rabid Jew hatred that both chilled WTF to the bone and made her blood boil. Jews apparently love stabbing babies and women. Not just Israelis. Not just Zionists. Jews. The story was then picked up by Australia’s Channel 7 news which tweeted that the identity of the killer had been confirmed as Benjamin Cohen. Confirmed, that is, by Jew haters on Twitter.

It was not until about 15 hours later that the police confirmed that the dead man was Joel Cauchi, a schizophrenic, who was off his meds and was known to the police. He was from Queensland. Not a Jew. Not a Muslim. Not an immigrant. Just a very sick man with an obvious hatred of women and who had turned his back on the drugs that would have stopped him behaving as he did. But even after his name was made public, morons or malign  persons, or both, across the world continued to name Benjamin Cohen as the killer, even though he was alive and well and home in Sydney, rather than lying dead in a morgue. Because haters will continue to hate and to spread, their lies without responsibility or any interest in the truth. The truth is only what they want it to be. Benjamin Cohen has now retained lawyers and is about to sue the hell out of various tweeters who had posted lies about him and will probably take on Channel 7, and one hopes that his bank account will be filled to bursting with his damages from these people. But the entire incident showed that decency, integrity and discernment are seeping away, leaving only scum behind.

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We start our review of the week’s abysmal attire in New York with actor Jordan Chin at the premiere of Outsider wearing Jeff Hamilton.

On Instagram, Jordan proudly announced that he had styled himself, which is rather like someone admitting that they had forgotten to put the handbrake on when parking the car on a hill. WTF has never seen John Wayne or Clint Eastwood in a string vest and cowboy boots and she is glad of it. He certainly puts the boy into cowboy….. yeehaw!

Now we got to London and the Olivier Awards at the Albert Hall where find actor Sheridan Smith wearing something extremely not nice.

If you really have to walk about the leafy streets of West London dressed in a fly screen covered in flies, then it is at least incumbent on you to wear some nice looking underwear rather than something that looks like it has come out of the rummage basket at TK Maxx. It is also ridiculously long and one can only be grateful that Sheridan did not go arse over tit when walking up and down stairs.

Also, there was actor and model Cara Delevigne, wearing Gucci. Cara is playing Sally Bowles in the West End production of Cabaret.

It is a WTF golden rule that if it looks shit on a supermodel, then it probably is. Even the lissom Cara cannot look good in an apron like a cross between a 1950s hausfrau and a heavily tattooed docker.

This is actor Josh O’Connor at the premiere of Challengers, wearing Loewe.

WHAT??????!!!!! The only challenge that Josh is mounting is in daring us to look at him without laughing, which frankly, is a challenge and a half. Did he fall asleep in a skip? And from whom did he borrow that shirt? He was obviously a big chap ….

To the Fashion Trust US, where we greet socialite and DJ Paris Hilton wearing Mugler.

Paris is wearing a birdcage and a fanny flap. And aren’t stocking seams supposed to be at the back?

We move on to actor Jeff Goldblum wearing Burberry at CinemaCon in Las Vegas.

Do you not adjust your eyeballs. This is really happening.

Back to New York, this time the GQ Creativity Awards, and Erykah Badu wearing Marni.

We had Paris wearing a bird cage, and now we have Erica a.k.a. The Cat in a Hat, with a pet carrier covered by a kiddie’s party dress.

We go to the White House in Washington DC where President and Mrs Biden, who held a state dinner for the prime minister of Japan and his wife. The great and the good were in attendance, including zillionaire Jeff Bezos  and his fiancée journalist Lauren Sánchez. Lauren is wearing Rasario.

Look, WTF knows that Joe Biden’s ratings are at such low levels that you would need a team of experienced potholders to take them out. Be that howsoever it may be, when invited to dine at the home of the commander-in-chief, one would have hoped that the wife-to-be of the world’s second richest man could have found something in her wardrobe that did not make her look like a Texas saloon girl in 1865. As we have previously remarked with Lauren, there has been substantial interference with nature both in the tit area and the lip area and probably lots of other areas as well.

Finally, here is yet another outrage from bitsflasher Julia Fox.  Warning! This is very, very bad.

AND HERE IS ANOTHER WARNING TO GO WITH THE FIRST WARNING……

If there is one thing worse than a real minge moment, it is a faux minge moment. This is about as revolting anything you ever did see ever in the history of ever. The only thing left now is for Julia to show us her actual minge, setting up in fierce competition with her predecessor in the affections of Kanye West, Bianca Censori, whom WTF has now banned from the blog on the grounds that we have all seen everything there is to see and we do not need to see any more of it.

This week’s It’s Got to Go comes from WTF aficionado Ruth from Canonbury who is completely aghast at the spectacle that is Donald J. Trump, presumed GOP presidential nominee. Trump launched his political career with a face like a tangerine before morphing into some sort of rancid kumquat. But now, as November looms, he has taken to using a new bronzer, which is the colour of dog shit.

The word on the street is that Trump is now using products from a Swiss company called Bronx Colors and he seems to favour a product called masterclass pro foundation. The shade is probably called Merde. Trump is obviously not following the instructions, which are to use a small amount and start applying it from the centre of the face outwards, remembering the neck area. To which WTF would add the ears area. And the forehead area. It’s Got To Go.

OK Readers, that’s your lot for this week.  Please keep sending in your suggestions for It’s Got To Go and your top comments, which WTF likes more than anything. Let us meet again next Friday. Be good x