Tracee Ellis Ross
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WTF HABEMUS FOEDUS COMMERCIUM SPECIAL
Hallo Readers, And so after weeks of speculation and conjecture, the white smoke has appeared out of the chimney. We have a trade deal. The various factions had huddled together led by Cardinal Richelieu, now going by the name of… Continue reading
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WTF Fiction Special
Hallo Readers, In WTF’s favourite comedy, The Importance of Being Earnest, venerable governess Miss Prism, speaking of a novel she once wrote, says ‘the good end happily and the bad unhappily – that is what fiction means’. WTF, ever the… Continue reading
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WTF Scheherazade Special
Hallo Readers, This Government has a habit of saying no which turns out to mean yes. More specifically, it means no when it says no, but then it finds itself unable to progress with no because no comes under remorseless… Continue reading
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WTF Super-Enormous Oscars Special
Hallo Readers, Forty years ago, Argentina invaded the Falkland Islands. Acknowledging the failure to prevent this debacle, Lord Carrington, the Foreign Secretary, promptly resigned and John Nott, the Defence Secretary, proffered his resignation but Mrs Thatcher refused to accept it. The days when people behaved with honour have long… Continue reading
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WTF Boris Groundhog Day Special
Hallo Readers, So here are the ones we know about. There was A, whom he married, only to have an affair with M. He divorced A and married M, only to have a four-year affair with P, who became pregnant by him… Continue reading
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WTF Outski Special
Hallo Readers, The Equalities and Human Rights Commission is a statutory body which does what it says on the tin. It spent 18 months looking into whether the Labour Party, led by Jeremy Corbyn, broke the Equality Act 2010. On Thursday, having looked at 70 sample… Continue reading
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WTF Voter Fraud Special
Hallo Readers, We could all see where Donald Trump was heading. He has been laying the foundations for some time. He told us that mail-in voting was wrong. Until he remembered that he himself voted by mail. As did Melania Trump.… Continue reading
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Prince Andrew Special
Hallo Readers, As I have previously mentioned, WTF’s late father used to pose the question ‘why would a man voluntarily dip his head in a bucket of shit’? This week, His Royal Highness Prince Andrew not only dipped his head in a bucket of shit, he… Continue reading
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WTF Francois Special
Hallo Readers, Here is your Brexit update. It is still a clusterfuck. Everything is as bad as ever, only worse. Everybody hates everybody else and no one trusts anybody. Everyone is stabbing each other in the back. We may or may not… Continue reading
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WTF Revelations Special
Hallo Readers, This week brought a number of revelations, all of them surprising. Revelation number one. The German word for ‘shitstorm’ is ‘shitstorm’. It appears that our main contribution to the EU will be the word ‘shitstorm’. What a legacy. As Christina Rossetti… Continue reading