Sam Smith
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WTF The Yanks are Coming Special
Hallo Readers, Those of you who keep an eye on current affairs will know that over in the US, things are somewhat schizophrenic. President 47 is covering the Oval Office with golden fronds, so that it now looks like Marie-Antoinette’s… Continue reading
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WTF Bye Bye Twitter Special
Hallo Readers, This week Donald Trump returned to Twitter and WTF left it. The main factor prompting her departure was Elon Musk’s seeming determination to support and encourage the right wing plankton that infested our streets with violence over a particularly… Continue reading
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WTF St Ivo and St Catherine Special
Hallo Readers, It has been quite a week for former president Donald J Trump who seems to be spending more time in court than the casts of The Lincoln Lawyer, LA Law, Suits, Law and Order, Perry Mason, and Ally… Continue reading
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WTF CHRISTMAS TURKEY POLL 2023
Hallo Readers, Welcome to the last blog of 2023. Before we get to the serious business of the Christmas Turkey Poll 2023, it is time for the final rant of the year. The UK’s choice of singer at next year’s Eurovision… Continue reading
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WTF Cometh the Hour, Cometh the Idiot Special
Hallo Readers, This week, the political world was revisited by two people you thought had gone for good. Think Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction leaping out of the shower and running amok around Michael Douglas’ apartment. This stuff was truly… Continue reading
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WTF F Off Back To France Special
Hallo Readers, Time was when a leading politician who told asylum seekers who objected to being housed in a floating barge to ‘fuck off back to France if they don’t like it’ would have been disciplined by his party and sacked… Continue reading
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WTF Carry On Special
Hallo Readers, WTF is demob happy – she is off on holiday to France (rioters permitting) and then to Cornwall and so you are being given time off for good behaviour. She will be back on 11 August, although you lot… Continue reading
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WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2023
Hallo Readers Honesty compels WTF to admit that there was an outbreak of premature ejaculation with the Summer Stinker Poll on Thursday, and so it’s back today with the sarky comments and instructions as to how to vote. First the… Continue reading
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WTF Lorelei Special
Hallo Readers, This week saw a public fracas between two people where the sentient public would be hard pressed to pick the most dislikable. In the blue corner, we have the 21st Century version of the Renaissance Man – Matt Hancock, politician, consumer of kangaroo-private-parts, love-rat and author of… Continue reading
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WTF Brits Bigly Special
Hallo Readers, Three weeks ago, a lady called Nicola Bulley, 45, dropped her daughters at school and went for a walk with the family dog. She has not been seen since. Her phone was found on a bench near a… Continue reading