Lily Collins

  • WTF Pervert Special

    Hallo Readers,   In the movie Casablanca, Capt Renault, the dodgy, charming police chief, approaches Humphrey Bogart, the owner of Rick’s bar, with apparent disgust saying “I’m shocked, shocked! There is gambling going on in this club”. At which point… Continue reading

  • WTF Deranged Special

    Hallo Readers, The former Prime Minister knowingly lied to the House of Commons, including lying about lying. He then lied to the Parliamentary Privileges Committee about whether he had lied to the House of Commons, including lying about lying. On… Continue reading

  • WTF Stone in the Pond Special

    Hallo Readers, There were many strange sights and sounds this week. There was the Defence Secretary, Ben Wallace, describing the allegation from a former para who complained of the Government abandoning him in Afghanistan as “bollocks”. There were dehydrated babies being passed over barbed wire at Kabul Airport to bemused US… Continue reading

  • WTF Laughing Stock Special

    Hallo Readers, Look, WTF is not going to beat around the bush. Britain has become an international laughing stock. And an object of pity. And a subject of bewilderment. You hardly dare answer FaceTime or WhatsApp calls from incredulous friends abroad, knowing that you will be… Continue reading

  • WTF Deal Or No Deal Special?

    Hallo Readers, We have had a year of Covid and Trump and Black Lives Matter, and so the small matter of Britain’s collective suicide pact known as Brexit faded into the background. But January fast approaches, Brexit has heaved itself back into… Continue reading

  • WTF Bears Defecate in Areas Full Of Trees Special

    Hallo Readers, This week brought news so shocking that Britain will never be the same again. Counselling is being offered to those affected. Black arm bands are being worn.  It turns out that our Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, lied to none other than… Continue reading

  • WTF Mickey Mouse Special

    Hallo Readers, Wow! Who saw that one coming? Call Me Dave tried to lead us up the garden path into military madness and Parliament stopped him. It was simply astonishing. The majority of MPs realised that the British Public, having… Continue reading