Jennifer Lopez

  • WTF Summer Stinker Poll 2022

    Hallo Readers, It’s here! The coveted title of the WTF Summer Stinker Poll 2022 is up for grabs with you, Readers, voting for the winner and, if you like, adding unpleasant comments to go with your votes. We will come back to… Continue reading

  • WTF Dead Cat Bounce Special

    Hallo Readers  Boris Johnson is saved for the nation! Of course he is – for now. Not overwhelmingly, but in the sneaky, scraping-through, abject, shambling sort of way that he gets through life – not gracious, not heroic, but it works… Continue reading

  • WTF Mega-Enormous “Fashion” Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF was going to give you a week off this week until she realised that last weekend was both the MTV VMAs and the Met Gala, so how could she? Anyway she suspects that many of you do not read down to… Continue reading

  • WTF Hotel Heathrow Special

    Hallo Readers, Remember The Eagles’ warbling on about Hotel California? ‘Last thing I remember, I wasRunning for the doorI had to find the passage backTo the place I was before“Relax, ” said the night man,“We are programmed to receive.You can… Continue reading

  • WTF Sucker Special

    Hallo Readers, Three weeks on from the US Election and incumbent Donald Trump has yet to admit that he lost, which he did, bigly. Instead, he has been channelling his energy into the three things he does best – (i) getting money… Continue reading

  • WTF Six of the Best Special

    Hallo Readers Welcome to another edition to Covid Hokey Cokey, in which Her Majesty’s Government changes its mind about how to handle the virus, often from day to day. In, out, in, out, shake it all about, and then blame someone else. First you can… Continue reading

  • WTF Bears Defecate in Areas Full Of Trees Special

    Hallo Readers, This week brought news so shocking that Britain will never be the same again. Counselling is being offered to those affected. Black arm bands are being worn.  It turns out that our Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, lied to none other than… Continue reading

  • WTF Reservoir Dogs Special

    Hallo Readers,  A journalist and political activist went into the Saudi consulate in Istanbul a fortnight ago, and he never came out. Or if he did, he came out in an assortment of carrier bags. Jamal Khashoggi died at the hands of… Continue reading

  • WTF Who Cares Special?

    Hallo Readers, WTF makes no apologies in returning to the subject of the appointment, or possible non-appointment, of Brett Kavanaugh as the ninth member of the Supreme Court. Yes it is about American politics and the vileness that is America’s 45th… Continue reading

  • WTF Dog Whistle Special

    Hallo Readers, The former British Foreign Secretary, Boris Johnson, has fallen out of the obligations, not that he observed them much, of life in the Cabinet, and bigly back into the schmaltz of citizenship, starting with a fat paycheque from The… Continue reading