Jennifer Lopez

  • WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2023

    Hallo Readers Honesty compels WTF to admit that there was an outbreak of premature ejaculation with the Summer Stinker Poll  on Thursday, and so it’s back today with the sarky comments and instructions as to how to vote. First the… Continue reading

  • WTF Bullitt Special

    Hallo Readers, When you think of a car chase, you think of Steve McQueen in Bullitt pursuing some nasty looking types up and down the steep streets of San Francisco or Gene Hackman in The French Connection driving like a lunatic through Jamaica,… Continue reading

  • WTF Shysterama Special

    Hallo Readers, Welcome to another edition of ‘Nothing to see here, move along, well maybe there is something, whoops’, in which undistinguished members of the Conservative Government behave badly, deny blindly that they have behaved badly, threaten to call in… Continue reading

  • WTF Summer Stinker Poll 2022

    Hallo Readers, It’s here! The coveted title of the WTF Summer Stinker Poll 2022 is up for grabs with you, Readers, voting for the winner and, if you like, adding unpleasant comments to go with your votes. We will come back to… Continue reading

  • WTF Dead Cat Bounce Special

    Hallo Readers  Boris Johnson is saved for the nation! Of course he is – for now. Not overwhelmingly, but in the sneaky, scraping-through, abject, shambling sort of way that he gets through life – not gracious, not heroic, but it works… Continue reading

  • WTF Mega-Enormous “Fashion” Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF was going to give you a week off this week until she realised that last weekend was both the MTV VMAs and the Met Gala, so how could she? Anyway she suspects that many of you do not read down to… Continue reading

  • WTF Hotel Heathrow Special

    Hallo Readers, Remember The Eagles’ warbling on about Hotel California? ‘Last thing I remember, I wasRunning for the doorI had to find the passage backTo the place I was before“Relax, ” said the night man,“We are programmed to receive.You can… Continue reading

  • WTF Sucker Special

    Hallo Readers, Three weeks on from the US Election and incumbent Donald Trump has yet to admit that he lost, which he did, bigly. Instead, he has been channelling his energy into the three things he does best – (i) getting money… Continue reading

  • WTF Six of the Best Special

    Hallo Readers Welcome to another edition to Covid Hokey Cokey, in which Her Majesty’s Government changes its mind about how to handle the virus, often from day to day. In, out, in, out, shake it all about, and then blame someone else. First you can… Continue reading

  • WTF Bears Defecate in Areas Full Of Trees Special

    Hallo Readers, This week brought news so shocking that Britain will never be the same again. Counselling is being offered to those affected. Black arm bands are being worn.  It turns out that our Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, lied to none other than… Continue reading