Ellie Goulding

  • WTF Brits Bigly Special

    Hallo Readers,  Three weeks ago, a lady called Nicola Bulley, 45,  dropped her daughters at school and went for a walk with the family dog. She has not been seen since. Her phone was found on a bench near a… Continue reading

  • WTF Weirdos and Misfits Special

    Hallo Readers, We want to hire an unusual set of people with different skills and backgrounds to work in Downing Street … The categories are roughly: data scientists and software developers; economists; policy experts; project managers; communication experts; junior researchers one… Continue reading

  • WTF Bigly Umbrage Special

    Hallo Readers, This week the American President came back to Blighty to take part in the 70th anniversary of the founding of NATO, and to showcase his unique brand of mendacity, meanness of spirit, and braggadocio, not to mention his extraordinary day-glo burnt umber… Continue reading

  • WTF Pink Elephant Special

    Hallo Readers, It is almost Christmas and so WTF thought she would end the year with a fairytale for you. Next week will bring you the fabled WTF Christmas Turkey 2018, and then there will be a break until 11… Continue reading

  • WTF Spreadsheet of Shame Special

    Hallo Readers, Last week, we had allegations against Labour MP Javed O’Mara who was suspended for all manner of discriminatory comments and yobbery. This week it got much, much worse. Bex Bailey, a respected Labour activist, complained that she had been raped… Continue reading

  • WTF Le Pen Special

    Hallo Readers.  Are you sick of the election already? WTF certainly is. Have you heard anyone say anything interesting? Has anyone inspired you? Does it fill you with joy when Sir Michael Fallon comes on? Or Diane Abbott? Tim Farron anyone?… Continue reading

  • WTF Safe Space Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF happened upon a debate on The Daily Politics on BBC 2 yesterday lunchtime. It concerned freedom of speech at universities and the seeming urge of many students’ unions to ban anyone whose opinions they do not agree… Continue reading

  • WTF Vaz Special

    Hallo Readers, Were it not for the warm weather and the desire to discover whether Helen Titchener gets off stabbing her horrible husband in Radio 4’s The Archers (what do you mean, you don’t listen?), many Brits would presently be stringing themselves… Continue reading

  • WTF Super-Mega-Colossal Fashion Disaster Special

    Hallo Readers, This is where WTF gets herself tied into more knots than a boy scout’s bonanza. What on earth do you do with disgusting anti-Semite and Holocaust denier, French “comedian” Dieudonné M’bala M’bala?  Dieudonné is a scumbag. WTF has written about him before. He introduced the… Continue reading

  • WTF Teatime Special

    Hallo Readers, Afternoon tea at Claridge’s is an elegant affair. For a mere £50 a head, waiters hover topping up the teapot as you feast on a selection of finger sandwiches, pastries various and freshly-baked scones served with cream and “Marco Polo jelly”, (whatever… Continue reading