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  • WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2025

    Hallo Readers,   Last week, President 47 said he would decide whether to attack Eye-Ran within two weeks with a view to dropping bigly-bunker-bonker-busting-bombs to take out that country’s nuclear capability. And 48 hours later, the said bigly-bunker-bonker-busting-bombs were duly dropped… Continue reading

  • WTF Ukraine Peace Talks Special

    Hallo Readers, Friday 16 May was supposed to be the day when the President of Russia and the President of Ukraine sat down together in Ankara and talked about peace. It was Russia which proposed the talks in the first… Continue reading

  • WTF Met Gala Mega Special

    Hallo Readers, On any view, Natalie Elphicke MP is ghastly. She became the MP for Dover and Deal in 2019 after her husband Charlie Elphicke stepped down after being charged with sexual assault on two different women. Mrs Elphicke romped… Continue reading

  • WTF College Special

    Hallo Readers,  Of course there is a right to protest against injustice and evil in all its forms. WTF hates what is happening in Gaza, hates the Israeli government. She also hates the way that the events of October 7th… Continue reading

  • WTF Grammys Red Carpet Special

    Hallo Readers,  This week’s rant is a random collection of things which have driven WTF into despair. Were it not for Arsenal’s splendid victory over Liverpool last Sunday, who knows how she would have survived the last seven days. So… Continue reading

  • WTF Glug, Glug, Glug Special

    Hallo Readers, What is the point of Rishi Sunak? He is about as much use as tits on a fish. His own backbenchers are fed up with him and judging by the funeral expressions on the faces of his Front… Continue reading

  • WTF End of an Era Special

    Hallo Readers, It may seem odd to be shocked by the demise of a nonagenarian but when it came it was shocking and discombobulating and terribly sad. Of course anybody born after February 1952 had never known any other sovereign, yet… Continue reading

  • WTF Them and Us Special

    Hallo Readers, It does appear that there really are two sorts of people in this country. Not the haves and the have-nots, but Them and Us. Them are the ones who get away with everything, regardless of how heinous their conduct… Continue reading

  • WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2021

    Hallo Readers It’s here! The coveted title of the WTF Summer Stinker Poll 2021 is up for grabs with you, Readers, voting for the winner and, if you like, adding unpleasant comments to go with your votes. We will get back… Continue reading

  • WTF Wedding Bells Special

    Hallo Readers, Last weekend, Boris Johnson and his fiancée Carrie Symonds tied the knot at Westminster Cathedral and are now officially man and (third) wife. What a triumph! They threw her Majesty’s Gutter Press off the scent by sending out… Continue reading