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Dascha Polanco

  • WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2025

    Hallo Readers,   Last week, President 47 said he would decide whether to attack Eye-Ran within two weeks with a view to dropping bigly-bunker-bonker-busting-bombs to take out that country’s nuclear capability. And 48 hours later, the said bigly-bunker-bonker-busting-bombs were duly dropped… Continue reading

  • WTF Slava Ukraini Special

    Hallo Readers, Astonishingly, three years after Russia invaded Ukraine for the second time in a decade, the country still stands, President Zelinskyy is still alive and well, and Putin has lost who knows how many soldiers and billions of dollars.… Continue reading

  • WTF Not-So-Super Special

    Hallo Readers, ‘And the Lord God prepared a gourd and made it to come up over Jonah  that it might be a shadow over his head to deliver him from grief. So Jonah was exceeding glad of the gourd. But God prepared a worm when… Continue reading

  • WTF Christmas Turkey Poll 2019

    This is in memory of Andrew Purcell, a friend of the blog and the best ever leaver of comments, who sadly died recently. A native of Houston, Texas, he did a guest opener when the city was flooded a few years… Continue reading

  • WTF Eleven Lords and Ladies Leaping Special

    Hallo Readers,  This week eleven Supreme Court Justices told Boris Johnson where to put his prorogation of Parliament. The Court unanimously took the view that it had been done for an improper purpose, namely to avoid Parliamentary scrutiny, and that the prorogation was… Continue reading

  • WTF Bears Defecate in Areas Full Of Trees Special

    Hallo Readers, This week brought news so shocking that Britain will never be the same again. Counselling is being offered to those affected. Black arm bands are being worn.  It turns out that our Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, lied to none other than… Continue reading

  • WTF Shame of Thrones Special

    Hallo Readers, Game of Thrones came to an end this week but there is no need for fretting and withdrawal symptoms! Welcome to a thrilling new story, Shame of Thrones, a tale of political machinations set in the mythical kingdom of Westminsteros. In… Continue reading

  • WTF Summer Stinker 2018

    Hallo Readers,  Yes, it is that time of the year AGAIN!!! I refer to the WTF Summer Stinker 2018 where 16 appalling fashion horrors await your judgment as to who deserves the coveted prize for the worst dressed person of the… Continue reading

  • WTF Amber Alert Special

    Hallo Readers, Here is the bad news.  Albert Thompson has prostate cancer. Here is the good news. The NHS has now given him a date in May when he will start radiotherapy. Here is more bad news.  Thompson, who has… Continue reading