Billie Eilish

  • WTF Mandy Special

    Hallo Readers, My apologies for the premature publications of this week’s blog. WTF is travelling abroad in several different timezones and got her dates mixed up. But then who can blame anyone for feelings of confusion at this particular time?… Continue reading

  • WTF Katch Keir Special

    Hallo Reader, So it looks as if it is going to end happily for the poor postmasters convicted of theft and false accounting in respect of monies that never existed – except, that is, in the fevered malfunction that was… Continue reading

  • WTF Demob Happy Special

    Hallo Readers, This is the last blog until 23 December, as WTF is off abroad to escape this shitshow of a Government before she goes completely off her head. So you will have to entertain yourself until then or you can go… Continue reading

  • WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2021

    Hallo Readers It’s here! The coveted title of the WTF Summer Stinker Poll 2021 is up for grabs with you, Readers, voting for the winner and, if you like, adding unpleasant comments to go with your votes. We will get back… Continue reading

  • WTF Gratitude Special

    Hallo Readers, Every day some hapless Minister of the Crown is designated to do the rounds of the morning TV and radio programmes, there to explain how the Government’s Covid 19 strategy is going absolutely swimmingly. Although everyone with one eyeball and/or a working eardrum knows that it… Continue reading

  • WTF Jab Special

    Hallo Readers, It is never pleasant when someone you have long stuck up for does something so obviously wrong that you cannot defend it; worse, when you are disgusted by it. It is like when your parents and your friends all hate your boyfriend,… Continue reading

  • WTF Dud Special

    Hallo Readers, That this Government is a shitshow is not news. But the depth of its shitshowery continues to take the breath away, a combination of ignorance, arrogance, incompetence and tone deafness that has never previously been seen. It is our misfortune as a nation to suffer it, and… Continue reading

  • WTF Doomsday Special

    Hallo Readers, So this is it. Friday 31 January 2020 is the day that Britain waves bye-bye to the EU. At 11 pm tonight, Big Ben will not bong (the clock is under renovation), but Brexiteers various will pop open the British sparkling… Continue reading

  • WTF The New Normal Special

    Hallo Readers, This is the last rant of the year, because next week, post-Christmas, we shall be enjoying the WTF Christmas Turkey Poll 2019, with some truly terrible fashion fiascos for your delectation and selection. And this rant finds WTF feeling truly miserable.… Continue reading

  • WTF AMAs 2019 Special

    Hallo Readers, Welcome to the General Election version of Snog One, Marry One and Throw One Over the Cliff. Only in this one, you get to throw them all over the cliff. It is just that the one that is least annoying gets… Continue reading