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  • WTF You’re Nicked Special

    Hallo Readers, All in all, it was not a great birthday for the artist formerly known as Prince Andrew. He was arrested and charged with misfeasance in public office, which is law-speak for slipping confidential trade information to his erstwhile… Continue reading

  • WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2025

    Hallo Readers,   Last week, President 47 said he would decide whether to attack Eye-Ran within two weeks with a view to dropping bigly-bunker-bonker-busting-bombs to take out that country’s nuclear capability. And 48 hours later, the said bigly-bunker-bonker-busting-bombs were duly dropped… Continue reading

  • WTF Casey Special

    Hello Readers,   Keir Starmer’s first instinct was to refuse a National Inquiry into child sex abuse by Pakistani grooming gangs, and he was right. We know what happened. We know from the previous inquiries, including the one published by… Continue reading

  • WTF Stocks Special

    Hallo Readers and Happy New Year, Of course it was hardly the greatest start to 2025, with people being mown down in New Orleans and a car being blown up in front of the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas and… Continue reading

  • WTF CHRISTMAS TURKEY POLL 2024

    Hallo Readers, Having won the US Election, Trump is now preparing for his accession by nominating a bunch of no-marks, sycophants, yes-men, family members and big donors to top positions.  Normally, nominees are picked for their political convictions, but one… Continue reading

  • WTF Preposterous Paris Special

    Hallo Readers,    Have you voted in the WTF Summer Stinker Poll yet? If not, why not? Get on with it! You have another week. And even if you have voted, you can vote again  – and again. Meanwhile, the… Continue reading

  • WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2024

    Hallo Readers,   WTF was only gone for four weeks, but it seems like an age. While she has been away, the most preposterous political shitshow has been going and it keeps getting sillier. The big story this week is… Continue reading

  • WTF Dick Pic Special

    Hallo Readers,  Welcome to another addition of ‘ven der schmekl steht, der sechel geht’  the fine old Yiddish expression that roughly translates as ‘when your prick goes hard, common sense flies out of the window’. This week’s sorry victim is… Continue reading

  • WTF No More Special

    Hallo Readers, We are going to take this very shortly. Ever since the murderous attack by Hamas on kibbutzim and a music festival on 7 October 2023, many British-born Jews have been torn between the horror at the Hamas attack, their… Continue reading

  • WTF Garrick Special

    Hallo Readers,  Groucho Marx remarked that he would not wish to join any club that would have him as a member. But in the case of the Garrick Club in the heart of London’s Theatreland, it does not want to… Continue reading