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  • WTF Lee Special

    Hallo Readers, Last week 30p Lee Anderson, former Labour councillor turned Tory MP, had the whip suspended after mouthing off that London Mayor Sadiq Khan was controlled by Islamists. This came after former Home Secretary Suella Braverman opined that Islamists… Continue reading

  • WTF Rochdale Special

    Hallo Readers, Welcome to the Labour Party election candidate hokey-cokey. First, you pick a candidate called Azhar Ali for a seat in Rochdale which has a high Moslem population. It would be unlikely, to put it mildly, that anyone would… Continue reading

  • WTF Glug, Glug, Glug Special

    Hallo Readers, What is the point of Rishi Sunak? He is about as much use as tits on a fish. His own backbenchers are fed up with him and judging by the funeral expressions on the faces of his Front… Continue reading

  • WTF CHRISTMAS TURKEY POLL 2023

    Hallo Readers, Welcome to the last blog of 2023. Before we get to the serious business of the Christmas Turkey Poll 2023, it is time for the final rant of the year. The UK’s choice of singer at next year’s Eurovision… Continue reading

  • WTF Gilead Special

    Hallo Readers, What would you think if someone pitched this to you as a movie script? The mother of two children is again pregnant, a much wanted third child for the family. At 20 weeks, she discovers that the foetus… Continue reading

  • WTF Tits on A Fish Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF, the daughter of a Russian mother (albeit born in Romania, now Moldova, with a Ukrainian father), was brought up to like Chekhov. The Cherry Orchard features a character called Epihodov who is distinctly accident prone and nicknamed… Continue reading

  • WTF Sinister Forces Special

    Hallo Readers, We return to the matter of Nadine Dorries MP.  Ten weeks after she resigned her seat ‘with immediate effect’, she remains the Dishonourable Member for Mid-Bedfordshire and raking in her salary of £86,584 plus the expenses of running her… Continue reading

  • WTF Cancel Special

    Hallo Readers, WTF likes to think of herself as a liberal. Her credentials are impeccable. She lives in Islington. She supports the same football team as the Leader of the Opposition. She is in favour of the Human Rights Act,  nationalising… Continue reading

  • WTF Courtroom Special

    Hallo Readers, ‘You must not tell us what the soldier, or any other man, said, Sir,’ interposed the judge; ‘it’s not evidence.’  ‘Wery good, my Lord,’ replied Sam. In The Pickwick Papers, Mr Pickwick is sued for breach of promise… Continue reading