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Meghan Markle

  • WTF Good and Sweet New Year Special

    Hallo Readers, There was no WTF last week because it was Jewish New Year.  WTF did her usual big dinner for family and friends. The meal traditionally begins with prayers over the bread and wine and then a piece of… Continue reading

  • WTF Misogyny Special

    Hallo Readers, GB News  is a TV news channel catering to people who are anti-woke, pro-Brexit and intellectually challenged, a poor man’s Fox News without the New York glitz. Jacob Rees-Mogg has a weekly show on it, for Heaven’s sake,… Continue reading

  • WTF Courtroom Special

    Hallo Readers, ‘You must not tell us what the soldier, or any other man, said, Sir,’ interposed the judge; ‘it’s not evidence.’  ‘Wery good, my Lord,’ replied Sam. In The Pickwick Papers, Mr Pickwick is sued for breach of promise… Continue reading

  • WTF Bullitt Special

    Hallo Readers, When you think of a car chase, you think of Steve McQueen in Bullitt pursuing some nasty looking types up and down the steep streets of San Francisco or Gene Hackman in The French Connection driving like a lunatic through Jamaica,… Continue reading

  • WTF Corona Cockup Special

    Hallo Readers, So how is your lockdown going? If you have a partner, are you planning on consulting a solicitor the moment the siren blows and we can all venture outdoors again? Are you fantasising about putting the kids up for adoption? Are… Continue reading

  • WTF HRH Special

    Hallo Readers, You have to hand it to the Royal Family. When they want you out, you are out. And by out, WTF means out as in you-are-never-coming-back-not-even-at-all out. They are more ruthless than Cersei Lannister. Cross this lot and you… Continue reading

  • WTF Megxit Special

    Hallo Readers, This week, Britain was horrified to learn that an American TV star had beguiled a boyish Old Etonian into abandoning his obligations towards an elderly Head of State.  But that is enough about Donald Trump and his attempt to lure Boris Johnson into turning on… Continue reading

  • WTF State Visit Special

    Hallo Readers, This week, the President of the US came to call and  did all the things he does best. He lied through his teeth on a variety of topics, including a claim that the streets were thronged with cheering fans,… Continue reading

  • WTF Much Ado about Nothing Special

    Hallo Readers,  Did anyone actually think that an orange numbskull with the attention span of a gnat, who has been winging it since the day of his inauguration, and whose idea of diplomacy consists of removing a speck of dandruff from the President of France’s lapel… Continue reading