Fashion Awards

  • WTF Indictment Special

    Hallo Readers,  It is an ill wind that blows nobody any good. Barely an hour after a grand jury in New York handed down indictments against Donald Trump, the former President was already launching a fundraising appeal and even as… Continue reading

  • WTF Fiction Special

    Hallo Readers, In WTF’s favourite comedy, The Importance of Being Earnest, venerable governess Miss Prism, speaking of a novel she once wrote, says  ‘the good end happily and the bad unhappily – that is what fiction means’. WTF, ever the… Continue reading

  • WTF Lineker and Oscars Special

    Hallo Readers, As a player, Gary Lineker was famous for a number of things, including never getting booked during his whole career.  WTF suspects that he never scored an own goal either, which is more than you can say for the waste-basket of Deplorables who lined… Continue reading

  • WTF Mr Prime Minister Special

     Hallo Readers, The other night, WTF was watching CNN as she still does later in the evening (old habits die hard and things are hotting up again, Trump-wise) when up popped bloated buffoon Boris Johnson talking about Ukraine to veteran anchor Wolf Blitzer.… Continue reading

  • WTF Brits Bigly Special

    Hallo Readers,  Three weeks ago, a lady called Nicola Bulley, 45,  dropped her daughters at school and went for a walk with the family dog. She has not been seen since. Her phone was found on a bench near a… Continue reading

  • WTF Super-Special Grammys Special

    Hallo Readers, Just when you thought that Rishi Sunak’s political judgment could not be any worse, along comes his new appointment for Deputy Chairman of the Conservative Party, rent-a-gob, man-of-the-people, one-braincell-up-from-a root-vegetable, Lee Anderson MP. Yes him – the same one who… Continue reading

  • WTF Augean Stables Special

    Hallo Readers, To be honest, there are few, if any, members of the current Cabinet you would want to hang around with. Michael Gove? Grant Shapps? Suella Braverman? I mean, come on – wouldn’t you rather endure a barbed wire enema? Perhaps… Continue reading

  • WTF Shysterama Special

    Hallo Readers, Welcome to another edition of ‘Nothing to see here, move along, well maybe there is something, whoops’, in which undistinguished members of the Conservative Government behave badly, deny blindly that they have behaved badly, threaten to call in… Continue reading

  • WTF One Backside at Two Weddings Special

    Hallo Readers, One could write about the furore surrounding Prince Harry’s book in just three words. Make. It. Stop. If only. Every day, our royal hero pops up on some chat show or interview, turgidly regurgitating his many grievances against… Continue reading

  • WTF Politics and Fashion Special

    Hallo Readers Hallo Readers and Happy New Year, In an environment where egregious falsehoods are peddled as part of the daily cut and thrust of political life, standards start to slip. But even by current political standards, or rather the… Continue reading