Fashion Awards

  • WTF Peace Deal Special

     Hallo Readers, This is WTF’s last blog for three weeks because she is heading out to India. What a week it has been. We may be about to see peace between Israel and Hamas. The Israeli cabinet has just voted… Continue reading

  • WTF Terror Special

    Hallo Readers, This week Lucy Connolly was released on licence after serving 40% of her 31-month sentence. Connolly had taken to Twitter in July 2024 while feral yobs were looting and rioting following the murder of three little girls in… Continue reading

  • WTF Flying Visit Special

    Hallo Readers, Last week, Scotland had the dubious pleasure of hosting President 47, who flew over at US taxpayers’ expense on Air Force 1 to play golf  at – and publicise – his Scottish golf clubs, and to open a new… Continue reading

  • WTF Ramsay Bolton Special

    Hallo Readers, Spoiler alert! In Game of Thrones, Ramsay Bolton, one of the great screen villains, is thrown to his own pack of slavering dogs, which chomp happily upon him well past his last dying scream. Thus Bolton, who had… Continue reading

  • WTF Violent Delights Special

    Hallo Readers, We all knew it would come to this. A love so passionate, so intense, could only burn itself out and descend into bitterness and vituperation. From barely knowing each other, they came together last autumn, locked eyes and… Continue reading

  • WTF Scandalous Special

    Hallo Readers, President 47 has had another slap from the courts, this time on his ludicrous hokey-cokey tariffs. They have been up and they have been down and they have been paused and they have been revived and yesterday they… Continue reading

  • WTF HABEMUS FOEDUS COMMERCIUM SPECIAL

    Hallo Readers, And so after weeks of speculation and conjecture, the white smoke has appeared out of the chimney. We have a trade deal. The various factions had huddled together led by Cardinal Richelieu, now going by the name of… Continue reading

  • WTF Supreme Court Speaks Special

    Hallo Readers, Sorry if some of you got an incomplete version this morning. WTF was so engrossed in writing she forgot to change the publication time! Happy Easter, Happy Passover and the blog will be back on May 2. Anyway,… Continue reading

  • WTF Rollercoaster Special

    Hallo Readers, Admittedly it is difficult to feel sorry for anyone in 47’s Administration. They were all chosen knowing they would pander and kow-tow to his whims and obvious insanity. And most of them seem to believe his nonsense. But… Continue reading

  • WTF CHRISTMAS TURKEY POLL 2024

    Hallo Readers, Having won the US Election, Trump is now preparing for his accession by nominating a bunch of no-marks, sycophants, yes-men, family members and big donors to top positions.  Normally, nominees are picked for their political convictions, but one… Continue reading