Celebrity Fashion Disasters

  • WTF Cabinet Special

    Hallo Readers, Legend has it that King Canute was disgusted by the sycophancy of his courtiers, and their constant assurances that his majestic powers meant that he could do anything he wanted. Canute was a deeply religious man and he… Continue reading

  • WTF Terror Special

    Hallo Readers, This week Lucy Connolly was released on licence after serving 40% of her 31-month sentence. Connolly had taken to Twitter in July 2024 while feral yobs were looting and rioting following the murder of three little girls in… Continue reading

  • WTF The Yanks are Coming Special

    Hallo Readers, Those of you who keep an eye on current affairs will know that over in the US, things are somewhat schizophrenic. President 47 is covering the Oval Office with golden fronds, so that it now looks like Marie-Antoinette’s… Continue reading

  • WTF Flying Visit Special

    Hallo Readers, Last week, Scotland had the dubious pleasure of hosting President 47, who flew over at US taxpayers’ expense on Air Force 1 to play golf  at – and publicise – his Scottish golf clubs, and to open a new… Continue reading

  • WTF Ramsay Bolton Special

    Hallo Readers, Spoiler alert! In Game of Thrones, Ramsay Bolton, one of the great screen villains, is thrown to his own pack of slavering dogs, which chomp happily upon him well past his last dying scream. Thus Bolton, who had… Continue reading

  • WTF Masterchef Special

    Hallo Readers, You have to admit that the BBC certainly knows how to pick them. The paedophiles like Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris and, in a lower category of appalling, Huw Edwards. The bullying braggarts like Russell Brand. The sex… Continue reading

  • WTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2025

    Hallo Readers,   Last week, President 47 said he would decide whether to attack Eye-Ran within two weeks with a view to dropping bigly-bunker-bonker-busting-bombs to take out that country’s nuclear capability. And 48 hours later, the said bigly-bunker-bonker-busting-bombs were duly dropped… Continue reading

  • WTF Casey Special

    Hello Readers,   Keir Starmer’s first instinct was to refuse a National Inquiry into child sex abuse by Pakistani grooming gangs, and he was right. We know what happened. We know from the previous inquiries, including the one published by… Continue reading

  • WTF Words Special

    Hallo Readers, “When I use a word’, Humpty Dumpty said in a rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean – no more, no less’. ’The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words… Continue reading

  • WTF Violent Delights Special

    Hallo Readers, We all knew it would come to this. A love so passionate, so intense, could only burn itself out and descend into bitterness and vituperation. From barely knowing each other, they came together last autumn, locked eyes and… Continue reading