Brits
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WTF Brits Bigly Special
Hallo Readers, Three weeks ago, a lady called Nicola Bulley, 45, dropped her daughters at school and went for a walk with the family dog. She has not been seen since. Her phone was found on a bench near a… Continue reading
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WTF Opportunity Knocks Special
Hallo Readers, In a notable example of rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic, Boris Johnson has reshuffled his Cabinet to make it look as if he is DOING SOMETHING. As this appears to consist of moving Dud A from Job 1… Continue reading
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WTF Brits and Pieces Special
Hallo Readers, Some bad things have been done in the name of tourism. (Remember tourism?) Every year save f0r 2020, sunny seaside spots in Spain, Cyprus and Greece are overrun with visitors who get horribly drunk, copulate on car bonnets and are rowdy, disrespectful and unmanageable. Stag… Continue reading
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WTF Weirdos and Misfits Special
Hallo Readers, We want to hire an unusual set of people with different skills and backgrounds to work in Downing Street … The categories are roughly: data scientists and software developers; economists; policy experts; project managers; communication experts; junior researchers one… Continue reading
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WTF Brits and Bobs Special
Hallo Readers, The British Body Politic, which had been ailing for some time, has finally succumbed to massive organ failure and is currently on life support, hooked up to those machines that go beep, beep, beep, like you see… Continue reading
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WTF BAFTAs, BRITs and Other Shockers Special
Hallo Readers, On the face of it, the Parkland school shooting, where 19 year old Nicholas Cruz murdered 17 people with an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle, was just one more incident when a homicidal maniac exercised his inalienable right to murder innocent people… Continue reading
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WTF By-Election Special
Hallo Readers, A man goes back to the doctor, who tells him that there is good news and bad news. The good news, he says, is that the man has a day to live. The man is stunned. “What’s the bad news?”, he asks.… Continue reading
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WTF Scandal Special
Hallo Readers, Today, six pieces of filth were given long prison sentences at Sheffield Crown Court for rape, conspiracy to rape, buggery, abduction, false imprisonment and sexual assault. Four of them are Asian men, brothers Arshid, Basharat and Bannaras Hussain and their uncle Quaban Ali.… Continue reading