wtffashionshark
An acerbic commentary on politics, celebrity fashion disasters, football and just about everything really.
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WTF Please Let It Be Over Soon Special
Hallo Readers, So here we are nearly at the end of Week 3 of the General Election. It seems much, much longer, doesn’t it? WTF can feel herself dying inside, atrophied like one of Tutankhamen’s testicles. Hour upon hour a… Continue reading
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WTF Bumper Dog’s Breakfast Special
Hallo Readers, So we had the seven-way Leaders’ Election Debate after all, lined up behind their lecterns like the Seven Dwarves and kept in squabbling order by ITV’s Julie Etchingham who was done up in a dental nurse’s uniform. There was a clear… Continue reading
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WTF Brass Neck Is The New Shame Special
Hallo Readers, Last week, WTF excoriated slimeball Grant Shapps, Chairman of the Conservative Party, for not telling the truth about his business affairs and then threatening his constituent with a libel suit for pointing it out. Anya Palmer (@anyabike), who has been on Shapps’… Continue reading
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WTF Words Special
Hallo Readers, “When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.” “The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words mean… Continue reading
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WTF Paris Fashion Week Front Row Special
Hallo Readers, The Daily Mail dislikes anything or anyone that does not fall within its definition of Traditional British Values which is pretty much everything or everyone apart from St. Margaret of Thatcher, Jeremy Clarkson and Nigel Farage. Recently, it has fastened its fangs into… Continue reading
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WTF IT’S A NO SPECIAL
Hallo Readers, When you ask the Prime Minister a straight question to which the answer is either “yes” or “no”, namely are you willing to take part in a face-to-face televised election debate with little Ed Miliband, the most reviled Labour Party leader since the… Continue reading
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WTF Mega Oscars Special
Hallo Readers, Before considering the Oscars fashion faux pas, we must turn to the two former Foreign Secretaries, Jack Straw (Labour) and Malcolm Rifkind (Tory) who were caught, financially speaking, with their trousers round their ankles in a joint sting by Channel 4’s… Continue reading
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WTF Outrage Special
Hallo Readers In Copenhagen last Saturday, a young Muslim man shot through a café window where people had gathered to discuss blasphemy and cartoons depicting the Prophet Mohammed. Amongst those present was Swedish cartoonist Lars Vilks who had drawn a caricature… Continue reading
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WTF Tits Are Being Worn This Year Special
Hallo Readers, There is an old song with the chorus “It’s the same the whole world over, it’s the poor what gets the blame, it’s the rich what gets the pleasure, ain’t it all a bleedin’ shame”. How true. Move… Continue reading
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WTF Steam Clean Special
Hallo Readers, The insufferable Gwyneth Paltrow has an equally insufferable website called Goop in which she tells you how to live your life just like Gwyneth Paltrow. You can eat her macrobiotic recipes, doing 100 different things with a mung bean, you can… Continue reading
